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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

All I know is that
There were rumors (he was into field hockey players)
There were rumors- (So he applied basically)
- He was gone the next day
(- And went off with the team)
- It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so... quiet about it
And then the next thing you know...

He couldn't help himself.  It was

HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA

And what the fuck was he supposed to do?  So he grabs the stick, right, and then it's BAM!  INTO THE BOARDS, and he's driving on the net, no defense anywhere around him and then and then and then

And then he woke up naked on the highway with mice up his ass and no cab fare.

And the Toronto Maple Leafs refuse to comment, to this very day.  It was all hushed up, no charges filed.  And the beat goes on.  Til next season.

Now THAT'S what we call Saturday Night.