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Faust

#45
February 08, 2012, 08:55:42 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.

We don't have haters, we have naysayers. There's a difference. Back when we had haters we were cooler, but than so were the trolls who came before you. :(
Sleepless nights at the chateau

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#46
February 08, 2012, 10:55:01 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.

Eat a bag of dicks, you fucking invertebrate.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
February 08, 2012, 02:15:42 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.

You fucking snivel too much, kid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#48
February 08, 2012, 02:37:12 PM
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Nephew Twiddleton

#49
February 08, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Twid: So, Twid, remember when you were in high school and that thing happened with the nun, the two priests, and that other guy you graduated with? Conclusive proof has finally come through. DEFINITELY yours, and definitely AIDS.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for freakishly tall chicks. Maybe one of my way back Germanic ancestors was in the habit of cavorting around in Jotunheim. And she was a nun to boot. It's been suggested by the priests that the other guy and I are at fault for getting them all drunk, but I didn't make them drink and it's not my fault that they tried to keep pace with a woman who probably has an extra 5 pints of blood in her body. She was the one who suggested it, apparently having a crisis of faith and wondering if the whole nun life thing was really her thing. And try convincing two dudes who haven't gotten laid since they were in seminary from not having a good time. My classmate was the one who suggested the pudding though. And that other thing which made me feel uncomfortable watching. Though there was some interesting acrobatics going on, and it's too bad we didn't film the whole thing. We could have made quite a bit of money from it, since it was all niche, but touched on several niches.

I suspected the letter was meant for me, and it's too bad about the AIDS but that didn't happen that night. The nun went wild after that experience, going from the Virgin Mary to the Whore of Babylon. And that's no exaggeration. If your first time is an experience like that, everything else is going to seem vanilla. Nowadays, if it doesn't have 7 heads, she's not interested in riding it.

On the other hand, it's her frightening libido keeping the world from ending. The Beast is a bit scared of her and is going to wait until she's too old (ha! not likely!) or dies.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

#50
February 08, 2012, 06:50:40 PM
:lulz:
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DECI4

#51
February 08, 2012, 08:15:50 PM Last Edit: February 08, 2012, 08:17:38 PM by DECI4
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 02:15:42 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.

You fucking snivel too much, kid.

You've got it all wrong Roger. I'm giving you guys PROPS for derailing the haters. I think you guys are really showing improvement, I haven't seen the evidence myself but there are rumors circulating about rumors of improvement. Keep working hard guys! Keep your heads up!
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

Luna

#52
February 08, 2012, 08:17:22 PM
:peedee:

Twid, I owe you a beer.
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#53
February 08, 2012, 08:18:54 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:15:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 02:15:42 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on February 08, 2012, 08:02:38 AM
Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.

You fucking snivel too much, kid.

You've got it all wrong Roger. I'm giving you guys PROPS for derailing the haters. I think you guys are really showing improvement, I haven't seen the evidence myself but there are rumors circulating about rumors of improvement. Keep working hard guys! Keep your heads up!

Heads that are up get shot off.

And I AM one of the haters.  Damn.  You've been here a while, you should know this shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#54
February 08, 2012, 08:21:56 PM
Heheh that was fun to write but ill take beer as extra reward.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
February 08, 2012, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 08:21:56 PM
Heheh that was fun to write but ill take beer as extra reward.

Done.  But I get to pick the beer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#56
February 08, 2012, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 07, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Twid: So, Twid, remember when you were in high school and that thing happened with the nun, the two priests, and that other guy you graduated with? Conclusive proof has finally come through. DEFINITELY yours, and definitely AIDS.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for freakishly tall chicks. Maybe one of my way back Germanic ancestors was in the habit of cavorting around in Jotunheim. And she was a nun to boot. It's been suggested by the priests that the other guy and I are at fault for getting them all drunk, but I didn't make them drink and it's not my fault that they tried to keep pace with a woman who probably has an extra 5 pints of blood in her body. She was the one who suggested it, apparently having a crisis of faith and wondering if the whole nun life thing was really her thing. And try convincing two dudes who haven't gotten laid since they were in seminary from not having a good time. My classmate was the one who suggested the pudding though. And that other thing which made me feel uncomfortable watching. Though there was some interesting acrobatics going on, and it's too bad we didn't film the whole thing. We could have made quite a bit of money from it, since it was all niche, but touched on several niches.

I suspected the letter was meant for me, and it's too bad about the AIDS but that didn't happen that night. The nun went wild after that experience, going from the Virgin Mary to the Whore of Babylon. And that's no exaggeration. If your first time is an experience like that, everything else is going to seem vanilla. Nowadays, if it doesn't have 7 heads, she's not interested in riding it.

On the other hand, it's her frightening libido keeping the world from ending. The Beast is a bit scared of her and is going to wait until she's too old (ha! not likely!) or dies.
THAT, sir, is precisely why that priest has AIDS now. And you know what, he got them from that blood sample you left in the rectory. WHOSE BLOOD WAS IT TWID!?  :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#57
February 08, 2012, 09:41:16 PM
All I know is that
There were rumors (he was into field hockey players)
There were rumors- (So he applied basically)
- He was gone the next day
(- And went off with the team)
- It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so... quiet about it
And then the next thing you know...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#58
February 08, 2012, 09:46:00 PM
Considering the source it shouldnt have carried hiv. It wasnt human blood after all.

I am not at liberty to discuss any further about the blood sample as that info is classified and not as sexy as a giantess nun gang bang.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
February 08, 2012, 09:46:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 08, 2012, 09:41:16 PM
All I know is that
There were rumors (he was into field hockey players)
There were rumors- (So he applied basically)
- He was gone the next day
(- And went off with the team)
- It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so... quiet about it
And then the next thing you know...

He couldn't help himself.  It was

HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA

And what the fuck was he supposed to do?  So he grabs the stick, right, and then it's BAM!  INTO THE BOARDS, and he's driving on the net, no defense anywhere around him and then and then and then

And then he woke up naked on the highway with mice up his ass and no cab fare.

And the Toronto Maple Leafs refuse to comment, to this very day.  It was all hushed up, no charges filed.  And the beat goes on.  Til next season.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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