This forum sucks

[Luna]

How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?

These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.

Disregard my earlier response.  Instead, allow me to explain things in a manner which may help you understand the way we think.  Specifically, we think "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"...And if you HAVE too much, the implication is that you can usually back off until its Just Enough, but sometimes the Too Much is SO much that you're overwhelmed before you can jump out from under the tit and if you aren't crushed outright, the nipple clips your forehead and then your BRAIN may become Not Enough.  Having been beseiged by Not Enough for quite a while now, I could probably handle Too Much happily for a bit, but then, I'm a friggin' HOLY MAN™ and Too Much in my own right, so I'm hardly the final authority.  However, as we see here daily, there's an awful lot of Not Enough going around and the Too Much usually takes the form of Not Enough of the right THINGS, which is yet another form of Too Much.  For example, if I try to describe it any further, it would be Too Much.  I have Not Enough time to do this and up thine anyway.  Hope this helps.

Roger has The Holies^TM today, I see...

And nobody else wants to play.   

Another few days without some real sleep and I may be as Holy^TM as you on an average day.  I'm about as cranky as Richter after a day without food, and giving serious thought ti pillz, to which I am terrified of being addicted.

On the plus side, I'm fiddling with writing, so, not all bad.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How can you people talk so much but say so little? How can otherwise intelligent people be so fucking predictable and boring?

These are criticisms I've heard about this place from other forum regulars via PM. While I wouldn't be so harsh, I'm curious to hear what the targets of these criticisms have to say for yourselves. Lets keep this conversation civil please.

Disregard my earlier response.  Instead, allow me to explain things in a manner which may help you understand the way we think.  Specifically, we think "TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH"...And if you HAVE too much, the implication is that you can usually back off until its Just Enough, but sometimes the Too Much is SO much that you're overwhelmed before you can jump out from under the tit and if you aren't crushed outright, the nipple clips your forehead and then your BRAIN may become Not Enough.  Having been beseiged by Not Enough for quite a while now, I could probably handle Too Much happily for a bit, but then, I'm a friggin' HOLY MAN™ and Too Much in my own right, so I'm hardly the final authority.  However, as we see here daily, there's an awful lot of Not Enough going around and the Too Much usually takes the form of Not Enough of the right THINGS, which is yet another form of Too Much.  For example, if I try to describe it any further, it would be Too Much.  I have Not Enough time to do this and up thine anyway.  Hope this helps.

Roger has The Holies^TM today, I see...

And nobody else wants to play.   

Another few days without some real sleep and I may be as Holy^TM as you on an average day.  I'm about as cranky as Richter after a day without food, and giving serious thought ti pillz, to which I am terrified of being addicted.

On the plus side, I'm fiddling with writing, so, not all bad.

I'm addicted.  But I am also addicted to other things I need, like air.

[Luna]

I do get that...  But, having watched alcohol get its claws into family members and other loved ones, I am skittish. 

I am also now the only one in the apartment, meaning that it's possible there won't be anyone bright enough around to keep me from doing anything stupid with them.

[Phox]

Of course, what you all fail to realize is that it was I, the Magnificent Doktor Phox, who has been PMing DECI4 with all the sordid details of your affairs. I mean, I understand that the concept of blackmail is to barter information for your own gain, but isn't sadistic pleasure in your horrid attempts at ignoring the obvious fail troll a form of personal gratification? And if not.... why da fuck not!?

Anyway, the following information was released to my lovely understudy, DECI:

The Good Reverend Roger: You remember that thing you did that one time in Phoenix? No, not THAT time... the OTHER time. Oh, yeah, I totally know all about you accidentally the whole thing... and then Freeky and Enablertook care of all the loose ends (or so you thought)... and then they said that it was a freak accident that was one in a million, but we know the truth, now don't we?

ECH: To be honest, there's not much I could reveal that wasn't already SOMEWHERE on the forum. However, I did share the pictures of the deep sea shark jell-o wrestling match you had while you were tag teaming with Howard Cosell. And I'm not sure if I already said this, but DAMN. 

Luna: I bet you thought I didn't know about that French Onion Soup incident, didn't you? Well, it turns out that Dimo didn't do a good enough job with destroying the camera equipment, although when I brought it up with the wait staff of the establishment in question, it only triggered traumatic flashbacks, so looks like Richter gets a pass on this one. 

Cramulus: Since it's already hit the airwaves that you are a closet diabetic, I suppose i don't have any more dirt on you. Oh shit. I lied. We know that it was actually YOU that published Ron Paul's racist news letters back in the day. Of course, the copy editor directed your vitriol away from diabetics and the Welsh and instead towards Paul-approved targets of racism, but nevertheless, those words were penned by your hand. BTW very nice trick, attempting to mislead everyone by changing your name so many times. I also found your list of name changes. I rolled the d20 as was your custom and the name it landed on? "Butt Rhettler". I demand that you post under that name rom now on, or I might release the rest of the list.

LMNO: What is there to say about LMNO and his horrible ways? Well... actually, he has no horrible ways. The sad truth is, LMNO is really just a mild-mannered schmo with standard, vanilla perversions. He's like Clark Kent with a libido.

Twid: So, Twid, remember when you were in high school and that thing happened with the nun, the two priests, and that other guy you graduated with? Conclusive proof has finally come through. DEFINITELY yours, and definitely AIDS.

Cain: You crafty bastard.... you know, I never would have assumed that you would be so deeply involved in the Russian mob, but I guess you gotta get your kicks somehow... and you know, it was BITCH to figure it out. But let's just say that your guys were no Trotskys when it hame to ice picks to the skull. A shame, really, but meh. And I suppose the biggest reveal of all is in order, Cain.... or should I say TRIPLE ZERO!

[LMNO]

 


You'll get yours, missy.

[Cramulus]

"Butt Rhettler"

"Butt Rhettler"

"Butt Rhettler"

   

            I tip my hat to you
                                  \

[Luna]

Luna: I bet you thought I didn't know about that French Onion Soup incident, didn't you? Well, it turns out that Dimo didn't do a good enough job with destroying the camera equipment, although when I brought it up with the wait staff of the establishment in question, it only triggered traumatic flashbacks, so looks like Richter gets a pass on this one. 

Damn it, Dimo, I TOLD you that if you wanted to go back there to film that tape you wanted, we'd put in all new cameras, that they ALL had to go, but NO...

                                  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Good Reverend Roger: You remember that thing you did that one time in Phoenix? No, not THAT time... the OTHER time. Oh, yeah, I totally know all about you accidentally the whole thing... and then Freeky and Enablertook care of all the loose ends (or so you thought)... and then they said that it was a freak accident that was one in a million, but we know the truth, now don't we?

I did it.

Yes, I went too far.

[Luna]

The Good Reverend Roger: You remember that thing you did that one time in Phoenix? No, not THAT time... the OTHER time. Oh, yeah, I totally know all about you accidentally the whole thing... and then Freeky and Enablertook care of all the loose ends (or so you thought)... and then they said that it was a freak accident that was one in a million, but we know the truth, now don't we?

I did it.

Yes, I went too far.

If it's worth going, it's worth going too far.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Good Reverend Roger: You remember that thing you did that one time in Phoenix? No, not THAT time... the OTHER time. Oh, yeah, I totally know all about you accidentally the whole thing... and then Freeky and Enablertook care of all the loose ends (or so you thought)... and then they said that it was a freak accident that was one in a million, but we know the truth, now don't we?

I did it.

Yes, I went too far.

If it's worth going, it's worth going too far.

I did it.

Guilty as charged.

[Phox]

You did it.

DEFINITELY WRONG.

[Luna]

You did it.

DEFINITELY WRONG.

When there's no right way to do it, the only way to do it is DEFINITELY WRONG.

DEFIANTLY WRONG.

DEFENSTRATINGLLY WRONG.

[Phox]

You did it.

DEFINITELY WRONG.

When there's no right way to do it, the only way to do it is DEFINITELY WRONG.

DEFIANTLY WRONG.

DEFENSTRATINGLLY WRONG.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You did it.

DEFINITELY WRONG.

I never did a single thing that did a single thing
To change the ugly ways of the world
I didn't know it felt so right inside
I didn't know it all
I opened up the curtains
I heard sirens there, the lights flash and crawl
But I did it justice
I just did it for the buzz, oh

It's a nickel or a dime for what I've done
The truth is that I don't really care
For such a lovely crime I'll do the time
You better lock me up I'll do it again

[DECI4]

Great thread guys, you really showed the haters how wrong they are. Keep it up, lets make this night last forever.