Attention, you snotty little lurking bastards:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dok has a bit of a point. Were busy all of us. Too busy to post. But not too busy to read. Im guilty of it too.

[Doktor Howl]

Dok has a bit of a point. Were busy all of us. Too busy to post. But not too busy to read. Im guilty of it too.

Time for everything except Eris & "Bob".

You'll all be singing a different tune when space demons from dimension X are eating your little teensy souls.  You'll be all like "I'M SORRY, MA'AM!  I'M SORRY, "BOB"!  I'M READY TO BELIEVE IN YOU NOW!", but it will be TOO LATE, and you'll wind up as demon poop.

HEAR ME NOW, BELIEVE ME WHEN IT'S TOO LATE.

[Don Coyote]

I got some stuff that wants writing, but I at the same time I got other creative works that aren't really all that interesting to PD that need pounding my head against. But shit like the "WHY ISN'T ANYONE POSTING?!?!" makes me want to just GTFO.

Well, then, allow me to get the fuck out of the way.

Doesn't this seems kind of fucking familiar?

Yeah, I was just mentioning that in Paes' thread.

To clarify:  You are offended by me being offended by people being too offended - or too afraid of offending people - to post?

Did I get that right?  Because it's kinda hard to keep track without a scorecard.

This shit is just going to end up spiraling into monkey screaming.
But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone? I can see people maybe not posting because they are offended, as that is my first reaction to, "No one is posting enough". I want to dig in my heels and scream. I know how to feel Dok. You feel like the that poor anchorman with the fake smile and fake hair in that glowing box. Trapped while everyone else just sits on their couches passively receiving.

[Doktor Howl]

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

That was actually a direct quote from Deepthroat Chopra "I was lurking because I didn't want to offend anyone".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31346.15/msg,1152100.html

You feel like the that poor anchorman with the fake smile and fake hair in that glowing box. Trapped while everyone else just sits on their couches passively receiving.

Nope.  I feel like someone pointing out that the dam is breaking, but everyone keeps watching the damn anchorman.

[LMNO]

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

Dear Coyote,

YOU'RE UGLY, AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.



Much love,
LMNO


PS - AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO.

[Don Coyote]

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

Dear Coyote,

YOU'RE UGLY, AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.



Much love,
LMNO


PS - AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO.

WHAT EVER!!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GET ALL THE PRETTY DRESSES!!!!!

[Don Coyote]

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

That was actually a direct quote from Deepthroat Chopra "I was lurking because I didn't want to offend anyone".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31346.15/msg,1152100.html

You feel like the that poor anchorman with the fake smile and fake hair in that glowing box. Trapped while everyone else just sits on their couches passively receiving.

Nope.  I feel like someone pointing out that the dam is breaking, but everyone keeps watching the damn anchorman.

Point taken.

Also, SERIOSULY???? THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU ARE BOUND TO OFFEND PEOPLE!!!!!!

[Doktor Howl]

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

That was actually a direct quote from Deepthroat Chopra "I was lurking because I didn't want to offend anyone".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31346.15/msg,1152100.html

You feel like the that poor anchorman with the fake smile and fake hair in that glowing box. Trapped while everyone else just sits on their couches passively receiving.

Nope.  I feel like someone pointing out that the dam is breaking, but everyone keeps watching the damn anchorman.

Point taken.

Also, SERIOSULY???? THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU ARE BOUND TO OFFEND PEOPLE!!!!!!

To quote the late and unlamented YBC:

"How aneristic of you!"

[Don Coyote]

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

That was actually a direct quote from Deepthroat Chopra "I was lurking because I didn't want to offend anyone".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31346.15/msg,1152100.html

You feel like the that poor anchorman with the fake smile and fake hair in that glowing box. Trapped while everyone else just sits on their couches passively receiving.

Nope.  I feel like someone pointing out that the dam is breaking, but everyone keeps watching the damn anchorman.

Point taken.

Also, SERIOSULY???? THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU ARE BOUND TO OFFEND PEOPLE!!!!!!

To quote the late and unlamented YBC:

"How aneristic of you!"

What does that even mean?

[Doktor Howl]

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

That was actually a direct quote from Deepthroat Chopra "I was lurking because I didn't want to offend anyone".

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31346.15/msg,1152100.html

You feel like the that poor anchorman with the fake smile and fake hair in that glowing box. Trapped while everyone else just sits on their couches passively receiving.

Nope.  I feel like someone pointing out that the dam is breaking, but everyone keeps watching the damn anchorman.

Point taken.

Also, SERIOSULY???? THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU ARE BOUND TO OFFEND PEOPLE!!!!!!

To quote the late and unlamented YBC:

"How aneristic of you!"

What does that even mean?

It means you didn't listen to every turd of wisdom that dropped from Tao Jones' mouth.   

[LMNO]

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

Dear Coyote,

YOU'RE UGLY, AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.



Much love,
LMNO


PS - AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO.

WHAT EVER!!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GET ALL THE PRETTY DRESSES!!!!!

you.  lying.  BITCH.  I will fucking end you, you skank!  You just show your cocksucking face around here, I fucking swear to god I will slice you open a new cunt and FUCK YOU IN THE GASH.

[Don Coyote]

To quote the late and unlamented YBC:

"How aneristic of you!"

What does that even mean?

It means you didn't listen to every turd of wisdom that dropped from Tao Jones' mouth.   

I think I need to tell this person how zany and outlandish they are.

But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone?

Dear Coyote,

YOU'RE UGLY, AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY.



Much love,
LMNO


PS - AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE, TOO.

WHAT EVER!!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GET ALL THE PRETTY DRESSES!!!!!

you.  lying.  BITCH.  I will fucking end you, you skank!  You just show your cocksucking face around here, I fucking swear to god I will slice you open a new cunt and FUCK YOU IN THE GASH.

Bring it BITCH. Don't hate the player just because you ain't got no date to the prom.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

monkey screaming is more fun than the alternatives.

Also, hangovers are for bitches.

(today I am a bitch)

[minuspace]

I got some stuff that wants writing, but I at the same time I got other creative works that aren't really all that interesting to PD that need pounding my head against. But shit like the "WHY ISN'T ANYONE POSTING?!?!" makes me want to just GTFO.

Well, then, allow me to get the fuck out of the way.

Doesn't this seems kind of fucking familiar?

Yeah, I was just mentioning that in Paes' thread.

To clarify:  You are offended by me being offended by people being too offended - or too afraid of offending people - to post?

Did I get that right?  Because it's kinda hard to keep track without a scorecard.

This shit is just going to end up spiraling into monkey screaming.
But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone? I can see people maybe not posting because they are offended, as that is my first reaction to, "No one is posting enough". I want to dig in my heels and scream. I know how to feel Dok. You feel like the that poor anchorman with the fake smile and fake hair in that glowing box. Trapped while everyone else just sits on their couches passively receiving.

I'm flattered 

[Don Coyote]

I got some stuff that wants writing, but I at the same time I got other creative works that aren't really all that interesting to PD that need pounding my head against. But shit like the "WHY ISN'T ANYONE POSTING?!?!" makes me want to just GTFO.

Well, then, allow me to get the fuck out of the way.

Doesn't this seems kind of fucking familiar?

Yeah, I was just mentioning that in Paes' thread.

To clarify:  You are offended by me being offended by people being too offended - or too afraid of offending people - to post?

Did I get that right?  Because it's kinda hard to keep track without a scorecard.

This shit is just going to end up spiraling into monkey screaming.
But isn't it a leap that the reason that people aren't posting because they are afraid to offend someone? I can see people maybe not posting because they are offended, as that is my first reaction to, "No one is posting enough". I want to dig in my heels and scream. I know how to feel Dok. You feel like the that poor anchorman with the fake smile and fake hair in that glowing box. Trapped while everyone else just sits on their couches passively receiving.

I'm flattered 

No one was talking to you or even about you. Go piss up a rope.