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Started by navkat, February 08, 2012, 01:10:10 AM

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Elder Iptuous

#75
February 10, 2012, 06:15:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 06:07:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 10, 2012, 06:06:47 PM
starvation?

i'd really enjoy seeing wild ostriches thrive here in the states..

Plants are all wrong.  Makes 'em turn into high-speed homicidal death machines for 3-4 weeks, then they croak.

i wonder if the climate/soil would support the food crops they thrive on.

The Good Reverend Roger

#76
February 10, 2012, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 10, 2012, 06:15:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 06:07:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 10, 2012, 06:06:47 PM
starvation?

i'd really enjoy seeing wild ostriches thrive here in the states..

Plants are all wrong.  Makes 'em turn into high-speed homicidal death machines for 3-4 weeks, then they croak.

i wonder if the climate/soil would support the food crops they thrive on.

Almost definitely.

If you don't mind going to federal prison.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#77
February 10, 2012, 06:21:16 PM
FUCKING AWESOME NAVCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

navkat

#78
February 10, 2012, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 06:09:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 06:00:53 PM
Oh, and up North, berserk ostriches running loose like Goddamn dinosaurs.  But they die a month after they escape from the ostrich ranches.

Thisss...actually suits me. I fucking love Ostriches because...well...their temperaments sort of remind me of YOU.

:?

I am a mild-mannered country preacherman.

...who looks like this:
in the mental-association image I have for you in my head.

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
February 10, 2012, 06:28:02 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 06:09:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2012, 06:00:53 PM
Oh, and up North, berserk ostriches running loose like Goddamn dinosaurs.  But they die a month after they escape from the ostrich ranches.

Thisss...actually suits me. I fucking love Ostriches because...well...their temperaments sort of remind me of YOU.

:?

I am a mild-mannered country preacherman.

...who looks like this:
in the mental-association image I have for you in my head.

Only when I don't shave my head.

Incidentally, don't try taking a pic like that at home, kids.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

navkat

#80
February 10, 2012, 06:31:51 PM
They make better guard dogs than pit bulls.

Telarus

#81
February 10, 2012, 06:45:43 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 03:47:26 PM
I"M THE ONLY MUTHAFUCKIN PERSON IN MY AEMT CLASS TO PASS NATIONAL REGISTRY.

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Phox

#82
February 10, 2012, 07:03:15 PM
AWWWW YEEEAAAHHH. That is pretty fucking sweet.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
February 10, 2012, 07:36:02 PM
I have always wanted an ostrich.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#84
February 10, 2012, 07:48:25 PM
my aunt and uncle did the ostrich/emu farm thing when it was a fad.
the emus were faaaaar more docile and manageable.  plus the eggshells are an awesome dark green color that make sweet decorations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#85
February 10, 2012, 08:17:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 10, 2012, 07:36:02 PM
I have always wanted an ostrich.

I have always wanted a velociraptor.

They're like ostriches, but more predictable.  They never give you the feeling that you can turn your back.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

navkat

#86
February 10, 2012, 08:40:42 PM
A long time ago, when the whole "Zombie Apocalypse Plan" was in vogue, my personal zombie-resistant compound plan involved a weapons silo in New Mexico and a dirt-moat stocked with ostriches.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#87
February 10, 2012, 09:05:58 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 10, 2012, 07:48:25 PM
my aunt and uncle did the ostrich/emu farm thing when it was a fad.
the emus were faaaaar more docile and manageable.  plus the eggshells are an awesome dark green color that make sweet decorations.

Awwww I like emus! I used to dream of running away to Mexico and starting an emu farm.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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