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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 08, 2012, 01:26:13 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 08, 2012, 01:26:13 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#1
February 08, 2012, 01:32:47 AM
YEAH BITCHES, I'M GONNA RIDE AROUND BARE BA



SERIOUSLY, I am so very very psyched to get the +1.
This has been a dead end job. It hasn't been a difficult job (as evidenced by my spagging around on PD all day), but it's been really stupid. Just really really stupid the whole time. It's like a goddamn kafka novel around here.

The new job will be a lot more stimulating, a lot more career potential, and most importantly, a big change of pace from what I've been doing for the last 5 years. This place is such a rut! I didn't think things could change. I am patient to a fault, it seems.


Thanks man :) I am GLOWING

Just yesterday, I was reading the "Cram, my face cracked" thread. What a great thread, I was really feeling it. On the way home today, I was at this stoplight, and there were like a thousand birds all over the place. I mean seriously, the sky was dark with them, they must have been migrating in a gigantic flock.


THE BIRDS DID NOT CLOCK OUT AS THEY LEFT THE BUILDING

Freeky

#2
February 08, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
SHIT FUCK DAMN.  Congrats, Cram!

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 08, 2012, 01:34:19 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:32:47 AM

THE BIRDS DID NOT CLOCK OUT AS THEY LEFT THE BUILDING

But that's POLICY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
February 08, 2012, 02:18:57 AM
Congrats, Cram. It couldn't have happened to a more deserving spag. Does it itch?
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Richter

#5
February 08, 2012, 04:02:55 AM
Congrats dude!  Really hope this brings your workday to a better place
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Telarus

#6
February 08, 2012, 04:15:33 AM
Congrats Cramulus!
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#7
February 08, 2012, 06:26:47 AM
Congrats man.

May butts be upon your face.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
February 08, 2012, 06:46:56 AM
WOO CRAM!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Murmur

#9
February 08, 2012, 07:42:07 AM
Huzzah, Cram!
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"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Luna

#10
February 08, 2012, 09:55:46 AM
Congrats, Cram!

Do you get flunkies?  Minions?
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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El Sjaako

#11
February 08, 2012, 10:03:19 AM
Congratubation!

Triple Zero

#12
February 08, 2012, 12:07:11 PM
CONFLATULATIONS!
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cainad (dec.)

#13
February 08, 2012, 01:48:06 PM
CONTURBULATIONS!

Will this new position enable you to wear your Future Suit to work, as Gawd intended?
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