How to take XXX pictures of your friend engaged in sexual congress

[Cain]

Yeah, if anyone got access to my laptop, they could easily pretend to be me.

Of course, getting access to the laptop in the first place wouldn't be easy, but once they did...plus I've seen how often my idiot friends leave their computers on Facebook when other people are around. 

[East Coast Hustle]

Seems like the most plausible explanation.

My other thought was that he got a head full of WAY too much acid.

[Freeky]

My first thought was that Net walked away from his computer and either the friend or the girl thought it would be funny to post this. It totally just doesn't sound like him... "engaged in sexual congress"? That's almost as bad as "coitus".

??? The OP does say "fucking."  Did he change it right away?  It doesn't have the edit timestamp.

[East Coast Hustle]

It's in the title of the thread.

[Freeky]

Derp.

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This was just a bad joke to riff on, which in retrospect does have very creepy connotations due to the way I worded it. My bad.

I'm fairly sure they're going to say yes as this girl has access to a dark room and hence could control the negatives and production of the photos.

I was inspired by Juan Francisco Casas' giant bic pen drawings (NSFW). So the purpose for these would be for titillating art, not porn.

Sorry to freak you guys out. I typically never post while drunk and physically exhausted...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This was just a bad joke to riff on, which in retrospect does have very creepy connotations due to the way I worded it. My bad.

I'm fairly sure they're going to say yes as this girl has access to a dark room and hence could control the negatives and production of the photos.

I was inspired by Juan Francisco Casas' giant bic pen drawings (NSFW). So the purpose for these would be for titillating art, not porn.

Sorry to freak you guys out. I typically never post while drunk and physically exhausted...

S'ok.  I've had jokes or even offhand comments come out creepier than fuck, myself.

[Phox]

This was just a bad joke to riff on, which in retrospect does have very creepy connotations due to the way I worded it. My bad.

I'm fairly sure they're going to say yes as this girl has access to a dark room and hence could control the negatives and production of the photos.

I was inspired by Juan Francisco Casas' giant bic pen drawings (NSFW). So the purpose for these would be for titillating art, not porn.

Sorry to freak you guys out. I typically never post while drunk and physically exhausted...

S'ok.  I've had jokes or even offhand comments come out creepier than fuck, myself.

Yeah, sometimes things just come out alllllll fucked up.

Like that time that we all ate the purple berries.

[East Coast Hustle]

This was just a bad joke to riff on, which in retrospect does have very creepy connotations due to the way I worded it. My bad.

I'm fairly sure they're going to say yes as this girl has access to a dark room and hence could control the negatives and production of the photos.

I was inspired by Juan Francisco Casas' giant bic pen drawings (NSFW). So the purpose for these would be for titillating art, not porn.

Sorry to freak you guys out. I typically never post while drunk and physically exhausted...

No worries, man. Those of us that know you (and most of those that don't) were pretty sure it wasn't what it seemed.

Though I still think the phrase "sexual congress" is disturbing. Mostly because it keeps giving me visions of John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi bumping uglies.

And I do mean UGLIES.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This was just a bad joke to riff on, which in retrospect does have very creepy connotations due to the way I worded it. My bad.

I'm fairly sure they're going to say yes as this girl has access to a dark room and hence could control the negatives and production of the photos.

I was inspired by Juan Francisco Casas' giant bic pen drawings (NSFW). So the purpose for these would be for titillating art, not porn.

Sorry to freak you guys out. I typically never post while drunk and physically exhausted...

No worries, man. Those of us that know you (and most of those that don't) were pretty sure it wasn't what it seemed.

Though I still think the phrase "sexual congress" is disturbing. Mostly because it keeps giving me visions of John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi bumping uglies.

And I do mean UGLIES.

Sort of weirded me out in another way, like maybe he started channeling BH.  I never liked that fucker (BH), because he creeped me out immediately by referring to sex as "Coitus".  Who the FUCK calls sex "coitus" outside of Masters & Johnson?  My immediate impression of him formed as THAT guy, who always smells of jizz but never of pussy, if you catch my drift.

[Elder Iptuous]

the term makes me think of Maude from the Big Lebowski.
Is BH Gone For Good™ now?

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This was just a bad joke to riff on, which in retrospect does have very creepy connotations due to the way I worded it. My bad.

I'm fairly sure they're going to say yes as this girl has access to a dark room and hence could control the negatives and production of the photos.

I was inspired by Juan Francisco Casas' giant bic pen drawings (NSFW). So the purpose for these would be for titillating art, not porn.

Sorry to freak you guys out. I typically never post while drunk and physically exhausted...

No worries, man. Those of us that know you (and most of those that don't) were pretty sure it wasn't what it seemed.

Though I still think the phrase "sexual congress" is disturbing. Mostly because it keeps giving me visions of John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi bumping uglies.

And I do mean UGLIES.

I imagine congressional debates about some sort of sexual contest.

"I hereby move to have Ms Pelosi disqualified from round 2 due to evidence of vagina dentata."

"Bite marks on Mr Boehner's penis were noted before the coital session commenced. This is ridiculous."

[AFK]

I see "sexual congress" I'm thinking of some after-hours club for old-codgers run by Larry Craig and Mark Foley. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

the term makes me think of Maude from the Big Lebowski.
Is BH Gone For Good™ now?

If you don't spell out his whole name, I think so.

[East Coast Hustle]

He's turned into the B*n M*ck of squick.