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Started by DECI4, February 08, 2012, 08:36:40 PM

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Wolfgang Absolutus

I don't get it. You don't live in the middle of Antarctica right? So why are you trying to meet people on the internet? Masturbate in a public park if you are so desperate. Someone will gladly want to engage you emotionally.
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 12:43:35 AM
I don't get it. You don't live in the middle of Antarctica right? So why are you trying to meet people on the internet? Masturbate in a public park if you are so desperate. Someone will gladly want to engage you emotionally.

Funny you should mention that. WE had a noob here once that suggested people should do that shit anyway. Anyway, he got all butthurt and erased his posts.

This is why you always use the quote function.
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Freeky

Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 12:43:35 AM
I don't get it. You don't live in the middle of Antarctica right? So why are you trying to meet people on the internet?

Because of tomahawks.

QuoteMasturbate in a public park if you are so desperate. Someone will gladly want to engage you emotionally.

We actually had some idiot come on here and said that this kind of thing was okay.  It did not go well.

BadBeast

Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 09, 2012, 01:34:27 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 12:43:35 AM
I don't get it. You don't live in the middle of Antarctica right? So why are you trying to meet people on the internet? Masturbate in a public park if you are so desperate. Someone will gladly want to engage you emotionally.

Funny you should mention that. WE had a noob here once that suggested people should do that shit anyway. Anyway, he got all butthurt and erased his posts.

This is why you always use the quote function.
I remember him yeah, used to hang around in shopping malls, pulling himself off in baggy wankslax. *sigh* If only we'd used the quote function more, all those valuable tips on how to conduct a covert public 'menage et mois' would still be available! Oh well. We live and learn.  :fap:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Wolfgang Absolutus

That's kind of really strange, gross even.
As a side note, what goal was he trying to accomplish by convincing a bunch of people on PD to wax-on and subsequently wax-off in public? World peace?
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

Freeky

Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 02:37:24 AM
That's kind of really strange, gross even.
As a side note, what goal was he trying to accomplish by convincing a bunch of people on PD to wax-on and subsequently wax-off in public? World peace?

"I shouldn't Nobody should have to follow laws and rules that are stupid and don't conform to what I want to do."

And yeah, he meant public masturbation as more than just an example.

Nephew Twiddleton

What was his name again? I remember him being some sort of electric shaman or something weird like that too. A shaman of some sort....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Wolfgang Absolutus

I read that OP. I was like "yeah maybe..." for a couple lines there and then he started contradicting himself(reality is subjective and no one holds a monopoly on moral truth. Like 3 lines later he gets all: factory farming is the holocaust and I don't understand how anyone can ignore it.) then he advocated masturbation as civil disobedience. then I was like  :?  but then   :fap: and then back to  :|
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 09, 2012, 02:50:47 AM
I read that OP. I was like "yeah maybe..." for a couple lines there and then he started contradicting himself(reality is subjective and no one holds a monopoly on moral truth. Like 3 lines later he gets all: factory farming is the holocaust and I don't understand how anyone can ignore it.) then he advocated masturbation as civil disobedience. then I was like  :?  but then   :fap: and then back to  :|

He was an odd one. Didn't last very long. Don't even know if he made it to 50 posts.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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East Coast Hustle

I don't know how I missed that thread, and that makes me sad.
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BadBeast

 It was all a bit "What a man does in the privacy of his own track pants, is nobody's business but his own" for a while. I remember he was outraged by the idea that legislation dictated where, when, and how he was allowed to touch himself.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: BadBeast on February 09, 2012, 03:07:42 AM
It was all a bit "What a man does in the privacy of his own track pants, is nobody's business but his own" for a while. I remember he was outraged by the idea that legislation dictated where, when, and how he was allowed to touch himself.

Yep. All the while ignoring the whole idea that masturbating in public is creepy even if it would be legal.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS