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Wolfgang, you remind me of THAT kind of girl.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 13, 2012, 09:47:16 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 13, 2012, 09:47:16 PM
You remind me of that gal that shows up at the Dew Drop Inn Tavern about 7 pm with a black eye and her hair all messed up telling everybody within ten feet of her how her boyfriend beat her up and threw her out again, while she digs around in her shitty vinyl purse for a smashed up pack of Virginia Slims with one dried out bent up cig inside, then she mooches beers and cigarettes for an hour or so until she goes out back with some guy and comes back a few minutes later alone with a ten dollar bill that she spends on shots of bar gin until she starts trying to sing along with the juke box going "Yer sweet smellin LAAAIIEES, CRAYzee on YIOO.... gunna go CRAYzee on YOOO..."

So they throw her out and she staggers around the parking lot shrieking "Ah HAYchoo yew muth'r FUKR! Ommina SUE you fr ALL YEW GOT! Yew lousy lyin stinkin SON uvva HOAR!", and when a car full of high school boys slows down to see what this crazy monster is she rips her shirt open and screams "GO HED! Have a GOOOD LOOK!", and that scares them off real fast so then she picks up half a brick out of a mud puddle and stands there weaving around looking evil for a minute..  Then, like she suddenly got an idea, she bolts for an old rusty pick up truck and starts trying to smash out a headlight but she keeps missing and just puts dents in the hood growling "How ya like it NOW HUH? Ya like THAT?"

And then the cops come and get her to put the brick down and she starts sobbing about how her boyfriend beat her up and she lost the last three jobs she had and they're gonna cut off her disability and when they try to get her in the police car she tries to come on to one of the cops which is just repulsive to them so when she's in the car and realizes she's going to the drunk tank AGAIN she starts snarling curse words nobody can even understand.

When she gets out in the morning she goes to her sister's house and her sister says "Your boyfriend left a bag full of clothes and stuff here and he said you broke all the windows and tried to set the place on fire", so the gal starts digging through the black plastic trash bag full of her crappy smelly clothes saying how nobody ever treats her fair and all she's doing is trying to live her life and her sister just goes uh huh because she's heard it ALL before.

Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
February 13, 2012, 09:49:54 PM
Whoa  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 13, 2012, 09:50:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 13, 2012, 09:49:54 PM
Whoa  :lol:

Well, I just don't think Wolfgang got the proper welcome, you know?  Like it was only done kinda half-ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#3
February 13, 2012, 11:09:05 PM
Yowza.

You know how to make a spag feel welcome, man. :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 13, 2012, 11:56:22 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 13, 2012, 11:09:05 PM
Yowza.

You know how to make a spag feel welcome, man. :lulz:


I like to help people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 14, 2012, 12:13:00 AM
Wolfgang has, apparently, not elected to answer the above extended olive branch.

This can mean only ONE THING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#6
February 14, 2012, 12:14:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:13:00 AM
Wolfgang has, apparently, not elected to answer the above extended olive branch.

This can mean only ONE THING.

GAY WANGO TANGO?!

Q. G. Pennyworth

#7
February 14, 2012, 12:15:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:13:00 AM
Wolfgang has, apparently, not elected to answer the above extended olive branch.

This can mean only ONE THING.
He doesn't understand your lovehate.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
February 14, 2012, 12:19:51 AM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 14, 2012, 12:15:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:13:00 AM
Wolfgang has, apparently, not elected to answer the above extended olive branch.

This can mean only ONE THING.
He doesn't understand your lovehate.

THIS

MEANS

WAR!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
February 14, 2012, 12:22:11 AM
 :lulz:

Perhaps he is composing a suitable answer. You know, the kind that makes you feel a little dirty after reading it to your sweetheart while you're both getting off to it, because of the sticky parts that just won't get out of your brain?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
February 14, 2012, 12:23:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 14, 2012, 12:22:11 AM
:lulz:

Perhaps he is composing a suitable answer. You know, the kind that makes you feel a little dirty after reading it to your sweetheart while you're both getting off to it, because of the sticky parts that just won't get out of your brain?

I hope so.

Otherwise...

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
February 14, 2012, 12:28:40 AM
FFFFFFEEEEEEEL THE HEEEAAAAAAT!!!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Wolfgang Absolutus

#12
February 14, 2012, 12:32:33 AM
A few things:
1. I love civilization V.
2. I'm not sure if your main point was that I love to complain or that I could really use a wash.
3. I love you anyway.
4. You just wish I loved you as much as you love me. Look into your heart Roger, you know it to be true.
5. What kind of gal do I look like? I mean seriously smoking Virginia Slims? I'm appalled that you would think so little of me. I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do they are Newports.
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
February 14, 2012, 12:33:50 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:32:33 AM

5. What kind of gal do I look like? I mean seriously smoking Virginia Slims? I'm appalled that you would think so little of me. I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do they are Newports.

YOU'RE NO LADY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Wolfgang Absolutus

#14
February 14, 2012, 12:34:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:33:50 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:32:33 AM

5. What kind of gal do I look like? I mean seriously smoking Virginia Slims? I'm appalled that you would think so little of me. I don't always smoke cigarettes but when I do they are Newports.

YOU'RE NO LADY!
SEZ YOU!
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.
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