The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread

[Freeky]

I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!! 

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

[Luna]

I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!! 

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Nah.  I still see Cram's sig and chuckle.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!! 

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

[Mangrove]

Relationship problems.....oh, and I looked into the eyes of a wolf* lately. Changed my life. Srsly.









* Actually not a real wolf. It was just my dog. And she was staring at me because she wanted me to stop watching tv and fill her food dish.

[AFK]

Tell your dog to just wait on the stoop and dinner will come to her.  Can she take down a moose? 

[Freeky]

I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!! 

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

Wait, what? 

[Freeky]

If we're the moral equivalent of MW, I call being a psychofant of ECH!  I called it, me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!! 

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

Wait, what? 

I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

[LMNO]

Somewhere, somehow, 11/12 of them deserved it.

[navkat]

I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

That's it. There needs to be a "Like" button on all LMNO, ECH and TGRR's posts AND WHERE IS THE OPEN BAR THREAD?

[Freeky]

I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!! 

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

Wait, what? 

I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

Ah  haha, yes.  Take magic seriously.  I am totally doing that right now.  With a straight face.

I'm seriously not laughing at all.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can only assume that they were on libertarian drugs.

That's it. There needs to be a "Like" button on all LMNO, ECH and TGRR's posts AND WHERE IS THE OPEN BAR THREAD?

We killed it and buried it in a 55 gallon drum, NOLA-style.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't know what prompted this, but you're forgetting to be sorry about Squidday's cat's penis.


OHEY I FOUND A FUNNY DICK JOKE!! 

Yep.  And that's the true tragedy of Wolfgang:  The funniest meme on this board will be deader than yesterday's fish, within 30 days.

 

IT DOESN'T COUNT.  THA'S WHY I EDITED.

Also, I withdraw my comment concerning MAHDJIGCKQUE, as I am no longer permitted an opinion on the subject, as people find it OFFENSIVE TO THEIR BELIEFS.

YAY!  We're the moral fucking equilvalent of Mysticwicks!

Wait, what? 

I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

Ah  haha, yes.  Take magic seriously.  I am totally doing that right now.  With a straight face.

I'm seriously not laughing at all.

Also remember:  If you make a comment about the entire thread, particularly the OP, you are shitting on the last two guys to post in the thread.  Or fucking words to that effect.

[navkat]

My neck hurts and I think I've got a meningococal infection. There is a prescribed-ADD medication shortage so all they could give me is the extended-release shit which means I'm going to be up until 4AM every night or else I can't take my late-afternoon dose enterally.

QUICK! SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER AND A RUBBER THING TO BEAT MY PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE AGAINST.

[navkat]

Maybe if I dilute the short-acting Ritalin I have left, it'll get STRONGER. Then I can just dilute the strong stuff in some WATER to beak up the dos...O WAI...