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Started by Salty, February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM

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What is the best name for a massage business ever?

P-Touch Massage (this is for my name, which is difficult for barbarians to pronounce)
2 (22.2%)
¡Mas Massage!
1 (11.1%)
I don't give a fuck.
1 (11.1%)
Mootle's Merry Man Massages
5 (55.6%)

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Salty

#15
February 29, 2012, 08:35:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 29, 2012, 03:55:43 PM
KNEED ANYTHING
don't forget to bring your dough!

WINNAR!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Triple Zero

#16
February 29, 2012, 10:53:11 PM
:thanks:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Salty

#17
February 29, 2012, 11:23:06 PM
I'll most likely use that one for SRS. Not only is it funny, but it also suits my business model!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Triple Zero

#18
February 29, 2012, 11:29:36 PM
Awesome! I'm honoured :D

I also pondered putting a question mark after KNEED ANYTHING, but it probably works better without.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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