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If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

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Started by Salty, February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM

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What is the best name for a massage business ever?

P-Touch Massage (this is for my name, which is difficult for barbarians to pronounce)
2 (22.2%)
¡Mas Massage!
1 (11.1%)
I don't give a fuck.
1 (11.1%)
Mootle's Merry Man Massages
5 (55.6%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Salty

I'll most likely use that one for SRS. Not only is it funny, but it also suits my business model!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Triple Zero

Awesome! I'm honoured :D

I also pondered putting a question mark after KNEED ANYTHING, but it probably works better without.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.