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Started by Danjanon, February 17, 2012, 05:54:09 AM

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Faust

#30
February 20, 2012, 09:13:50 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 20, 2012, 08:29:43 AM
Just because some of you pacifist fucks have less hair-trigger rage than the rest of us doesn't make us WRONG. At least, not subjectively speaking, from my point of view.
:argh!:

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#31
February 20, 2012, 11:56:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 20, 2012, 08:29:43 AM
Just because some of you pacifist fucks have less hair-trigger rage than the rest of us doesn't make us WRONG. At least, not subjectively speaking, from my point of view.
:argh!:

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Cramulus

#32
February 20, 2012, 03:02:40 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 18, 2012, 02:19:51 AM
Kinda like some facebook discordians? Oh man. Yeah- theyre basically cabbages disguised as discordians. Try explaining that to them though. Theyre less about the implications of discordia and more about the excuse to act retarded or so it seems.

I think you got it backwards. The excuse to act retarded? that sounds more like "enlightenment" every day. The implications of discordia? total wankfest

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
February 20, 2012, 03:38:54 PM
Discordians looking retarded to each other?  What a shock!

I AM A RETARD.  At least some of the time.  In fact, everyone of you - everyone on this planet, as a matter of fact - is retarded to some degree, at least part of the time.  The trick is to be retarded the least amount of time possible.

THINGS THAT MAKE ME A RETARD:

1. Women.
2. Women.
3. Bourbon.
4. Boredom.
5. Me.
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Cramulus

#34
February 20, 2012, 03:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 03:38:54 PM
The trick is to be retarded the least amount of time possible.

FUCK

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
February 20, 2012, 03:47:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 20, 2012, 03:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 03:38:54 PM
The trick is to be retarded the least amount of time possible.

FUCK

I've been striving for YEARS, and the best I can manage is about 30% non-retarded behavior.  That's when I'm making an active effort.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#36
February 20, 2012, 04:28:04 PM
I'm up to 70%. I thought the goal was 100!!  :cry:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
February 20, 2012, 04:34:06 PM
I am pretty sure that the Dunning/Kruger Effect applies, so the more retarded you actually are, the less retarded you think you are.
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#38
February 20, 2012, 04:37:13 PM
You know cram being zany and shit is all fun and games until you log on to facebook and have to go clear out 100 + invites to fake events and then spend the rest of the night blocking the people involved. Those assholes? Cabbages. I may be a wanker but you wont be able to convince me that those people are worth my time either as a discordian or anything else.
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BadBeast

#39
February 20, 2012, 04:37:51 PM
Well fuck my old boots! It seems we really aren't as clever as we might seem to be after all!  :lulz:
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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The Rev

#40
February 20, 2012, 04:40:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 20, 2012, 04:37:51 PM
Well fuck my old boots! It seems we really aren't as clever as we might seem to be after all!  :lulz:

Speak for yourself Skippy! I'm a fucking genius.

I just can't figure out why my wife calls me a retard.

AFK

#41
February 20, 2012, 04:45:04 PM
One's behavior tends to be 100% ritarded when wading in quicksand.  - Old Chinese Pun
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Nephew Twiddleton

#42
February 20, 2012, 04:45:37 PM
When your significant other calls you a retard in that case shes right regardless of genius :lulz:

i base my sense of cleverness off of other peoples feedback. Theres always going to be someone better even if it only lasts for a short while.
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

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BadBeast

#43
February 20, 2012, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 20, 2012, 04:40:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 20, 2012, 04:37:51 PM
Well fuck my old boots! It seems we really aren't as clever as we might seem to be after all!  :lulz:

Speak for yourself Skippy! I'm a fucking genius.

I just can't figure out why my wife calls me a retard.
That's easy. It's because . . . . .
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
February 20, 2012, 05:05:14 PM
I just love the idea of intercine fighting between Discordian groups.  It's really very simple...If you don't get along with a Discordian group (FB, MS, whatever), don't go there.  On the other hand, getting bent out of shape because of criticism over a Discordian group is kind of funny, too...Because it sounds like the FB group caters to a different type of Discordian than PD does.  Some people may enjoy both, most people will probably prefer one to the other.

That being said, you're ALL a bunch of cunts.  Only *I* know the One True Path of Discordianism.  In this, I am like the Buddha.  Which means at least one of you should have killed me by now.  It's "If you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha", not "If you meet the Bhudda, let him linger on in frustration for 9 years and then never get around to finishing him off".

And I think we all need to be a hell of a lot more defensive about all this shit, because blindly lashing out at anyone who threatens our intellectual/ideological turf is what being a Discordian is all about.

Or...Well, you know.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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