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More of a complaint than a rant; it's about you.

Started by Danjanon, February 17, 2012, 05:54:09 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on February 20, 2012, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 20, 2012, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 20, 2012, 04:40:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 20, 2012, 04:37:51 PM
Well fuck my old boots! It seems we really aren't as clever as we might seem to be after all!  :lulz:

Speak for yourself Skippy! I'm a fucking genius.

I just can't figure out why my wife calls me a retard.
That's easy. It's because . . . . .


Can't see the pic...But it's because men are wired completely differently from women, so our behavior seems both alien and retarded.  Also, when we see boobs, our brains drop into our necks.  Or at least mine does.

It's just retarded "LOLMISOGYNY" humor.


Oh, the pic?


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 10:56:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 20, 2012, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 20, 2012, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 20, 2012, 04:40:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 20, 2012, 04:37:51 PM
Well fuck my old boots! It seems we really aren't as clever as we might seem to be after all!  :lulz:

Speak for yourself Skippy! I'm a fucking genius.

I just can't figure out why my wife calls me a retard.
That's easy. It's because . . . . .


Can't see the pic...But it's because men are wired completely differently from women, so our behavior seems both alien and retarded.  Also, when we see boobs, our brains drop into our necks.  Or at least mine does.

It's just retarded "LOLMISOGYNY" humor.


Oh, the pic?

Yes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on February 21, 2012, 09:54:42 PM
Yes.

Yeah, well, some people might actually see it that way.  I don't.  Can't see myself living with someone who always HAS to be right.  That's the fault of the person tolerating it, to be honest.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 09:55:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 21, 2012, 09:54:42 PM
Yes.

Yeah, well, some people might actually see it that way.  I don't.  Can't see myself living with someone who always HAS to be right.  That's the fault of the person tolerating it, to be honest.

I've lived with someone who always had to be right. And if he was wrong, it was my fault.

Easy fix; I divorced his stupid ass. There's no reason to tolerate that kind of bullshit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Rev


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 10:06:32 PM
Damn, it was just a joke.

Yeah, but we're the Bad Guys.  We can't be expected to know how to behave.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Rev

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 10:07:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 10:06:32 PM
Damn, it was just a joke.

Yeah, but we're the Bad Guys.  We can't be expected to know how to behave.   :lulz:

Go get me my belt and drop your pance, mister.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 10:08:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 10:07:14 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 10:06:32 PM
Damn, it was just a joke.

Yeah, but we're the Bad Guys.  We can't be expected to know how to behave.   :lulz:

Go get me my belt and drop your pance, mister.

:lulz:

OHHHH, DADDY!  YOU'RE SO MASTERFUL!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


BadBeast

Thought about this. How can that be misogynist, when there's only one sex in the joke? And the jokes premise is just as true in a woman / woman argument. I've seen it. Women argue up to the point that they can both back off, but still walk away with dignity. (More than men do anyway. Men just like to fight) And the punchline? Far from misogynous. Either way, a woman wins the argument. Which begs the question, "What is an argument" in the first place. And is the winning of an argument defined by whether it's right or wrong? And what it says to me, is not that "Oh, Women need to be right" or "Aren't Women jus' the dumb".  I got "Yes, we may very well be wrong, but 'winning the argument now and again matters too".

So if the joke scenario were real, the Two Woman argument would end with them both winning, and both losing. The Man/Woman argument would end with the Man being wrong. Whether his argument was correct or not.

And that's the rub. Right or wrong, the Man loses the argument. And accepting that is a given. What puzzles me is how it's "LOLMISOGYNY".
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BadBeast on February 21, 2012, 11:39:30 PM
Thought about this. How can that be misogynist, when there's only one sex in the joke? And the jokes premise is just as true in a woman / woman argument. I've seen it. Women argue up to the point that they can both back off, but still walk away with dignity. (More than men do anyway. Men just like to fight) And the punchline? Far from misogynous. Either way, a woman wins the argument. Which begs the question, "What is an argument" in the first place. And is the winning of an argument defined by whether it's right or wrong? And what it says to me, is not that "Oh, Women need to be right" or "Aren't Women jus' the dumb".  I got "Yes, we may very well be wrong, but 'winning the argument now and again matters too".

So if the joke scenario were real, the Two Woman argument would end with them both winning, and both losing. The Man/Woman argument would end with the Man being wrong. Whether his argument was correct or not.

And that's the rub. Right or wrong, the Man loses the argument. And accepting that is a given. What puzzles me is how it's "LOLMISOGYNY".

Uh.

Oh my god. Fuck that.

Let me reframe this:

Thought about this. How can that be racist, when there's only one race in the joke? And the jokes premise is just as true in a Black / Black argument. I've seen it. Blacks argue up to the point that they can both back off, but still walk away with dignity. (More than Whites do anyway. Whites just like to fight) And the punchline? Far from racist. Either way, a Black wins the argument. Which begs the question, "What is an argument" in the first place. And is the winning of an argument defined by whether it's right or wrong? And what it says to me, is not that "Oh, Blacks need to be right" or "Aren't Blacks jus' the dumb".  I got "Yes, we may very well be wrong, but 'winning the argument now and again matters too".

So if the joke scenario were real, the Two Blacks argument would end with them both winning, and both losing. The White/Black argument would end with the White being wrong. Whether his argument was correct or not.

And that's the rub. Right or wrong, the White loses the argument. And accepting that is a given. What puzzles me is how it's "LOLRACISM".


OH, MAYBE IT'S THE TOTAL GENERALIZATION ABOUT AN ENTIRE CATEGORY OF PEOPLE BEING IRRATIONAL. OR SOMETHING. THAT MIGHT BE IT.

Jesus fuck.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


BadBeast

It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny. 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure. I don't even find it offensive, just mildly retarded in that "Oh, that was embarrassing" way.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Rev

Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure.

Bullshit Nigel. You damn well know we stand for womens rights.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Billy, not Twid on February 22, 2012, 12:45:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 22, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 22, 2012, 12:39:06 AM
It's a fucking joke, it doesn't have to be rational. Just funny. And although I accept it's not the funniest joke in the World, it is funny.

In the same way that nigger jokes are funny, sure.

Bullshit Nigel. You damn well know we stand for womens rights.

"We"? I didn't know you and BB were a unit.

I said that the joke was stupid in a "LOLMISOGYNY" way. And it is. Why the FUCK is anyone defending it? And why the FUCK would anyone who "stands for women's rights" think that kind of TOTSE2 stupidity is funny?

Get your fucking knuckles off the ground and be men, FFS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."