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Okay, how much of a dork am I?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 21, 2012, 12:17:39 AM

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February 21, 2012, 12:17:39 AM Last Edit: February 21, 2012, 12:19:44 AM by The Good Reverend Roger
So, a few minutes ago, I was making a chai.  I sat down at the table with the hot water, and got distracted by my wife's butt, while she was straightening a few things up.  I was so confused by said butt, that I made my "chai" without looking.

Apparently, I had grabbed the jar of salt, which was right next to the jar of Chai.  I mixed the "chai", still enthralled by the majesty, and took a good, long sip of it...Which went all over the table.  Jenn asked me what the hell just happened, and I was unable to state my position, because of a mouth shocked by hot salt water.

She looked at what was in front of me, laughed, and said "You're a dork."

Opinions?  Is it dorky to behave in such a manner?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1
February 21, 2012, 12:24:59 AM
Spit takes are always dorky.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
February 21, 2012, 12:27:01 AM
Hey, it's important to appreciate the little bits of beauty life tosses at us, in between disasters and idiot co-workers. And at least you won't have a sore throat anytime soon. Hot salt water cures that a treat.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 21, 2012, 12:31:40 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on February 21, 2012, 12:24:59 AM
Spit takes are always dorky.

I frequently have disasters while she's around.  It's inexplicable.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
February 21, 2012, 12:32:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:27:01 AM
Hey, it's important to appreciate the little bits of beauty life tosses at us, in between disasters and idiot co-workers.

Problem:  It's the bits of beauty that cause the disasters.  Or, rather, my reaction to them that causes the disasters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#5
February 21, 2012, 12:53:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:32:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2012, 12:27:01 AM
Hey, it's important to appreciate the little bits of beauty life tosses at us, in between disasters and idiot co-workers.

Problem:  It's the bits of beauty that cause the disasters.  Or, rather, my reaction to them that causes the disasters.

Solution: Up your home owner's and life insurance. Label everything in Braille and learn it, then your eyes can be busy elsewhere.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Rev

#6
February 21, 2012, 12:53:44 AM
If you hadn't screwed up you wouldn't be human.

Luna

#7
February 21, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
Dork or not... Your wife is a lucky lady.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#8
February 21, 2012, 01:05:19 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
Dork or not... Your wife is a lucky lady.

Because her husband comes unglued when she's around?

:lulz:

Anyway, off to let my barbarian of a daughter practice driving.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#9
February 21, 2012, 01:10:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 01:05:19 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
Dork or not... Your wife is a lucky lady.

Because her husband comes unglued when she's around?

:lulz:

Anyway, off to let my barbarian of a daughter practice driving.

Yes, because her husband comes unglued because she's around.  :) 

Good luck with the driving thing.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
February 21, 2012, 01:15:33 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:10:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 01:05:19 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
Dork or not... Your wife is a lucky lady.

Because her husband comes unglued when she's around?

:lulz:

Anyway, off to let my barbarian of a daughter practice driving.

Yes, because her husband comes unglued because she's around.  :) 

Good luck with the driving thing.

Just got put off due to conflicting priorities.  Will try again tomorrow.

I hate being down to one car.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#11
February 21, 2012, 01:18:33 AM
I gotta say, you guys are adorably dorky.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
February 21, 2012, 01:20:37 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on February 21, 2012, 01:18:33 AM
I gotta say, you guys are adorably dorky.

:oops:

I am merely enslaved to my addiction.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#13
February 21, 2012, 05:45:33 PM
Yes you are a dork. Luckily for us.
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#14
February 21, 2012, 06:49:49 PM
 :lulz: You are fucking cute as hell.
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