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Says here that I can buy a "de-weaponized WWII bazooka".

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 21, 2012, 05:22:04 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 21, 2012, 05:22:04 PM
And I have to ask myself, "What possible good would THAT do?"

American Science & Surplus also has an empty 2000 pound bomb case.  Okay, THAT I could probably put to good use.  But they want a grand for it?  For a grand, I expect it to be operational.  Or at least to include a blow job.

Next on the list is a giant stuffed moose head.  Nope. 

Scalpels?  Maybe I'll put that on my Christmas list for Richter or Nigel.

Voice changer?  HAR!  I used to have one of those.  Buying that.  WARNING TO PEOPLE ON MY CALL LIST:  IF YOU HEAR A SEXY-SOUNDING BRITISH NYMPHO GIRL CALLING YOU FROM MY NUMBER, IT IS NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU HEAVE OR PERHAPS WRECK YOUR CAR.  BE WARNED.

Dictaphones that look like pens.  Got one already.

High powered binoculars?  Nope.

Puttees?  For real?  Fuck yeah.

note:  I'm done bitching about people VIEWING, so I'm just gonna blog weird shit from another tab when everyone goes passive.  I do this because I CARE.
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El Sjaako

#1
February 21, 2012, 05:26:12 PM
:musak:
Is there anything you wanna get?
You can buy all this (and more) on the internet!
:musak:

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 21, 2012, 05:34:13 PM
Quote from: el sjaako on February 21, 2012, 05:26:12 PM
:musak:
Is there anything you wanna get?
You can buy all this (and more) on the internet!
:musak:

It's a brick & mortar store (3 stores, actually), back in Chicago.  They sell every weird piece of shit you've ever seen, and some you haven't.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
February 21, 2012, 05:39:10 PM
Twid you already have too much junk.

Dont go and ask roger more about this interesting stuff that you may be inclined to consider purchasing.

Nope. :fidget:
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February 21, 2012, 05:40:10 PM
I wonder how much postage to Belgium would be...
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#5
February 22, 2012, 06:38:51 PM
It is surprisingly easy to re-weaponize AT-4 shells, not that it's necessarily a good idea. AT-4 shells are fairly cheap, though. I have two at home decorating the bathroom. (They are labelled "Plunger #2" and "Plunger #3" respectively)


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February 22, 2012, 07:10:07 PM
If you give Richter scalpels for Christmas, I will happily assist, so long as I get to help choose our... patients...

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February 23, 2012, 03:02:46 AM
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February 23, 2012, 03:10:42 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 23, 2012, 03:02:46 AM
I am all kinds of responsible with tools.  Ask anyone.

This is A Good IdeaTM.  Honest.
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February 23, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?
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February 23, 2012, 06:57:03 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 23, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?

A piece of pipe with a handle.
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#12
February 23, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Ooooo I think this is the place my dad gave me a catalog for the other week since he thought we'd find it interesting. I've only gotten the chance to flip through it, but it looked like it had a bunch of fun, crazy crap in it. $1,000 does sound like an awful lot for an EMPTY bomb case, though.

It may be a good idea for gifts though. Moose heads and puttees for everyone!
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February 23, 2012, 07:20:56 PM
Quote from: Phosphatidylserine on February 22, 2012, 06:38:51 PM
It is surprisingly easy to re-weaponize AT-4 shells, not that it's necessarily a good idea. AT-4 shells are fairly cheap, though. I have two at home decorating the bathroom. (They are labelled "Plunger #2" and "Plunger #3" respectively)

AT4s are 84mm.

Bazookas are 3.5 inches.

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February 24, 2012, 10:09:38 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 23, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
If you "de-weaponize" a bazooka, what's left?

The symbol of "a bazooka".
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