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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., February 22, 2012, 06:38:09 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/story/2012-02-20/taco-bell/53157494/1

QuoteTwo commonly ridiculed "junk" foods — the Doritos chip and the Taco Bell taco — are being rolled into one. In this case, one plus one might not equal two. For Taco Bell, it may equal millions of dollars in incremental sales. The year has hardly begun, but there's already industry chatter about the Doritos-laced taco emerging as one of the nation's top new products this year.

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What's really shocking is that this didn't happen earlier. 
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Kudos for acknowledging the wants of their primary consumer base: stoners.

"Man, we're out of Doritos. Maybe we should go for, like, Taco Bell or something..."

"Dude, have I got great news for you!"

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Cainad on February 22, 2012, 03:51:26 PM
Kudos for acknowledging the wants of their primary consumer base: stoners.

"Man, we're out of Doritos. Maybe we should go for, like, Taco Bell or something..."

"Dude, have I got great news for you!"

Can you imagine how long the drive-thru will be now? And how high the Taco Bell employees will be after dozens of people have offered shrooms and pot as payment because their wallets were transported to another dimension by glowing elitist warrior cockroaches?
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 22, 2012, 05:21:24 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 22, 2012, 03:51:26 PM
Kudos for acknowledging the wants of their primary consumer base: stoners.

"Man, we're out of Doritos. Maybe we should go for, like, Taco Bell or something..."

"Dude, have I got great news for you!"

Can you imagine how long the drive-thru will be now? And how high the Taco Bell employees will be after dozens of people have offered shrooms and pot as payment because their wallets were transported to another dimension by glowing elitist warrior cockroaches?

I almost wish I still worked there (yes, I have done time in just about every major fast food chain), so I could witness the hilarity.
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This is a testing region, so that's been out here for a good two or three months. I hear it's ok tasting.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 22, 2012, 10:07:03 PM
This is a testing region, so that's been out here for a good two or three months. I hear it's ok tasting.

Any noticeable side-effects in the area? People covered in doritos dust or with orange handprints on their black pants, etc?
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I like the idea of it, if I could buy the shells and make it myself.  Or, that is, buy the shells and have my wife make the tacos.  That way, at least I know the quality of the meat being used.  A Cool Ranch Taco might be pretty darned tasty!

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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 23, 2012, 05:05:12 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 22, 2012, 10:07:03 PM
This is a testing region, so that's been out here for a good two or three months. I hear it's ok tasting.

Any noticeable side-effects in the area? People covered in doritos dust or with orange handprints on their black pants, etc?
Not really, but nothing short of toxic sludge will have noticeable side effects here.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 23, 2012, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 23, 2012, 05:05:12 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 22, 2012, 10:07:03 PM
This is a testing region, so that's been out here for a good two or three months. I hear it's ok tasting.

Any noticeable side-effects in the area? People covered in doritos dust or with orange handprints on their black pants, etc?
Not really, but nothing short of toxic sludge will have noticeable side effects here.

Well if this has been going on for a few months in your area, I'd avoid the sewers.
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