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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, February 25, 2012, 07:27:02 AM

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#360
December 05, 2012, 04:16:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 04:12:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 20, 2012, 04:31:00 PM
:lulz:

What?  I saw it.  So did Suu and Richter.

We call that Sharon. Did you notice your cell goes dead there too? No matter what carrier, there is no cell phones in Sharon. The tracks tilt too. That place is FUCKING WEIRD.

Ah, Sharon.

That place that Bostonians only pass through, and hopefully quickly.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#361
December 05, 2012, 04:18:01 AM
So THAT'S what happened when Dimo licked the statue at the RISD Museum. He gained gnarly powers.  :lulz:

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2012, 04:16:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 04:12:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 20, 2012, 04:31:00 PM
:lulz:

What?  I saw it.  So did Suu and Richter.

We call that Sharon. Did you notice your cell goes dead there too? No matter what carrier, there is no cell phones in Sharon. The tracks tilt too. That place is FUCKING WEIRD.

Ah, Sharon.

That place that Bostonians only pass through, and hopefully quickly.

The same with Providencians. That place gives me the jimjams. Well, not as much as that dilapidated power plant in Canton does. Have you SEEN that place? From the bridge on the tracks. Seriously, Canton is fucking Chernobyl with trees.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#362
December 05, 2012, 04:21:22 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 04:18:01 AM
So THAT'S what happened when Dimo licked the statue at the RISD Museum. He gained gnarly powers.  :lulz:

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2012, 04:16:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 04:12:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2012, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 20, 2012, 04:31:00 PM
:lulz:

What?  I saw it.  So did Suu and Richter.

We call that Sharon. Did you notice your cell goes dead there too? No matter what carrier, there is no cell phones in Sharon. The tracks tilt too. That place is FUCKING WEIRD.

Ah, Sharon.

That place that Bostonians only pass through, and hopefully quickly.

The same with Providencians. That place gives me the jimjams. Well, not as much as that dilapidated power plant in Canton does. Have you SEEN that place? From the bridge on the tracks. Seriously, Canton is fucking Chernobyl with trees.

Actually, you know what's kinda fucked?

I know I've been to Canton. Like, not on the Commuter Rail and passing through. I can't remember ever being there though. Dead sober each time too.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#363
December 05, 2012, 04:31:31 AM
That part of Massachusetts is fucked up. I consider the Attleboros Providence's tax haven shopping center, but anything else in between Worcester and Boston is just...yeah.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#364
December 05, 2012, 04:40:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 04:31:31 AM
That part of Massachusetts is fucked up. I consider the Attleboros Providence's tax haven shopping center, but anything else in between Worcester and Boston is just...yeah.

With a couple of exceptions, of course.

Hmmm... I wonder if at some point Waffle Iron should wind up back in New England, but in Athol.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#365
December 05, 2012, 04:41:46 AM
Also, LOL any part of MA being a shopping tax haven
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#366
December 05, 2012, 04:46:06 AM
Our sales tax is higher here, and ya'll pay bottle deposits. Rhode Island has yet to join the 20th century in that regard.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#367
December 05, 2012, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 04:46:06 AM
Our sales tax is higher here, and ya'll pay bottle deposits. Rhode Island has yet to join the 20th century in that regard.

Fair point. I'll also know not to buy stuff that isn't food or booze in RI.

ETA: I suppose that's why we go to New Hampshire.  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#368
December 05, 2012, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2012, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 04:46:06 AM
Our sales tax is higher here, and ya'll pay bottle deposits. Rhode Island has yet to join the 20th century in that regard.

Fair point. I'll also know not to buy stuff that isn't food or booze in RI.

ETA: I suppose that's why we go to New Hampshire.  :lulz:

DUH.

And don't buy booze in RI either. We have a booze tax on top of sales tax. And a restaurant tax on top of booze sales.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#369
December 05, 2012, 05:28:16 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2012, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2012, 04:46:06 AM
Our sales tax is higher here, and ya'll pay bottle deposits. Rhode Island has yet to join the 20th century in that regard.

Fair point. I'll also know not to buy stuff that isn't food or booze in RI.

ETA: I suppose that's why we go to New Hampshire.  :lulz:

DUH.

And don't buy booze in RI either. We have a booze tax on top of sales tax. And a restaurant tax on top of booze sales.

I'll bear that in mind next time I come down.  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#370
December 06, 2012, 06:01:29 AM






Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

#371
December 06, 2012, 06:12:05 AM
:lulz: Best replacement ever.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

#372
December 06, 2012, 06:16:52 AM Last Edit: December 06, 2012, 07:33:01 AM by ho|ist
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

#373
December 06, 2012, 06:32:15 AM
I look forward to it!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

EK WAFFLR

#374
December 06, 2012, 06:44:34 AM
 :lulz: ohh myyy
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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