HEY SPAGS. THIS HERE FREAD IS ABOUT WHAT PAES IS DOING.

[Pæs]

WUT UP?

I miss you dudes. I haven't been around here at all lately. Partially this is because I don't have much in the way of internet access, though that will probably change now that I have access to school computers at the makeup artistry course I've just started. (Which is totally bitchin'.)

Mostly though, I've been rocking the shit out of life and the fucking the hell out of the burger or whatever it is you spags do.
I've moved much closer to Wellington, ze capital of New Zealand, so it's a lot easier to spend time being a social animal and, without fail, every time I get a moment to access the net or take a break or go to sleep, someone rocks up and suggests another awesome way to spend time. Been bouncing all over the place between art galleries and nights at the theatre (reading a few scripts to consider auditioning) comedy clubs (will start doing some stand-up once I've got a bit more material) and circuses and fire spinning events (which I'm finally networking for and organising paid gigs).

HOW THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL?
WHAT IS DISCORDIA DOING WHILE I AM AWAY?

[LMNO]

[AFK]

I've decided to run for office because since Snowe announced her retirement it seems like every other person in Maine is filing papers.  I don't want to be left out. 

[Doktor Howl]

WHAT IS DISCORDIA DOING WHILE I AM AWAY?

Discordia sits and views threads.  Discordia is not about conversation.  It is about watching, absorbing, clicking the remote when a commercial comes on.  Viewing new threads.  Viewing posts since their last visit.  Discordia does not fix the flat tire, Discordia looks at the flat tire.  Discordia rubbernecks at the scene of the accident.  We do not talk about Discordia.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Been busy working on music of various kinds.

Dok- discordia says "did i do that?" in a steve urkel voice.

[Doktor Howl]

Been busy working on music of various kinds.

Dok- discordia says "did i do that?" in a steve urkel voice.

Discordia says nothing at all, because Discordia has nothing to say.  Discordia waits patiently for Discordia to say something, and wishes desperately that they had a LIKE button to save them the toil and anguish of responding, the horror and fear of having a conversation.

Discordia wishes they could TIVO each other, so as to be able to VIEW in peace, without sticky nasty human interaction. 

Discordia is timid.  Discordia doesn't wish to offend.  Discordia doesn't want to feel stupid.  Discordia is busy busy busy...Not too busy to lurk, mind you, but far too busy to post. 

Discordia is a mouldering compost heap of ancient butthurt.  Discordia wants you to know about this butthurt, so Discordia isn't talking to you.  Discordia nutures its alienation.  Discordia is considering buying the entire discography of Linkin Park.

Discordia is sitting on the sidelines.  Discordia is taking a breather.  Discordia is waiting til they know exactly how to say it. 

Discordia IS the Nashville Bus Station.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Eris sits in purgatory waiting for the little old woman to light the church candle and say a prayer to let her out. November 1 is far away.

In her house in tucson dead eris lies dreaming. But the stars arent right.

[Doktor Howl]

Eris sits in purgatory waiting for the little old woman to light the church candle and say a prayer to let her out. November 1 is far away.

In her house in tucson dead eris lies dreaming. But the stars arent right.

Don't get me started on Tucson, right now.  Jumpin' Jesus.

[LMNO]

How is the Entity that Dwells, anyway?  When's spore season?

[Doktor Howl]

How is the Entity that Dwells, anyway?  When's spore season?

It's always spore season.  Just depends on what spores you're after.  We have a special this week on pointless primate domination games and ridiculous self-defeating behavior.  All you can carry home, for the cost of one friend's soul.  How can you turn down a deal like that?  Act now!  Supplies are limited!

[LMNO]

Can't believe you guys didn't go for Santorum, though.  I figured AZ would go for his assbaggery.

[Doktor Howl]

Can't believe you guys didn't go for Santorum, though.  I figured AZ would go for his assbaggery.

The fix was in.  Jan Brewer endorsed Romney, and her endorsement is GOLD with the scared white retiree vote.

[Cain]

Discordia is bleeding from the gums.  Because my dentist is a prick, and, apparently, isn't aware of basic human anatomy.

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WUT UP?

HEY DUDE! Sounds like you're doing it right.

I'm attending awesome nerd dance parties, designing silkscreens, supporting some funny local theater, working two and a half jobs to support my daughter, doing the most difficult schoolwork I've ever done and slowly advancing some KYFMS shenanigans.

Discordia is busy busy busy...Not too busy to lurk, mind you, but far too busy to post. 

I have to filter out the nonsense and compose my thoughts before posting.

The alternative is stream of consciousness dickpotato free association that only makes sense to me.

[Eater of Clowns]

Discordia is bleeding from the gums.  Because my dentist is a prick, and, apparently, isn't aware of basic human anatomy.

I was willing to give dentists the benefit of the doubt until I saw their gumline measuring tools.  WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE POINTY?

IT'S A TOOTH RULER