Author Topic: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century  (Read 8209 times)

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2012, 06:57:58 am »
I fucking love these.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2012, 07:04:20 am »
Fucking hell...
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2012, 07:05:40 am »
I feel really bad about it. But the art. It had subtext.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2012, 08:00:03 am »
I feel really bad about it. But the art. It had subtext.

Don't feel bad about it.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2012, 09:09:50 am »

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2012, 01:45:45 pm »
I am really not a fan of the newer art for Goofus and Gallant, and the comics are less "sit down, shut up, and play the game" and more "don't be a dick," so it's really not as much fun.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2012, 01:56:19 pm »
This entire thread is made up of mittens and win.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2012, 02:14:32 pm »


another take on this one.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2012, 02:38:03 pm »
I don't know why Goofus and Gallant are living in Nazi Germany, but here's another one:
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2012, 05:00:11 pm »
The original of that one reads:

When Goofus falls and scrapes his knees, he gets up angry. When Gallant scrapes his knees, he gets up smiling.
Goofus cries when his mother removes a splinter. Gallant takes it bravely.
"I'm afraid it will hurt." "It doesn't hurt much, I'm not scared."


Yes, children, feeling pain and fear makes you a bad person.

lol, really? That's awful. I was trying to think of what could have been there that didn't sound awful, but no dice. And apparently there was none.

Alternatively on the top: "Goofus is upset that he tore his favorite pair of jeans." "Gallant knows Mom and Dad will just buy him another pair or two"
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2012, 05:19:36 pm »
Goofus's easy going ways ensure enjoyment of life and appreciation of health.
Gallant's type a behavior has given him and ulcer and ground his teeth into the gumline.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2012, 05:27:44 pm »
Damn, the back issue feature on highlights' site isn't there. There are only so many of these that made it to google.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2012, 08:39:22 pm »
Roger called me about these last night. And they are just as awful/wonderful as he said.  :lulz:
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2015, 04:57:11 am »
A bunch of these images 404 now. Anyone have copies?
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2015, 12:16:34 am »
A bunch of these images 404 now. Anyone have copies?
I was just thinking of posting the same thing. Anyone?
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