Author Topic: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century  (Read 9340 times)

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Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« on: March 02, 2012, 12:02:42 am »


More to follow.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 12:09:00 am »
sexy awesome
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 12:11:51 am »
:lulz:

This thread is destined for great things.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 12:14:53 am »
I like this. BBL imagesearching for more.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 12:33:59 am »
Found one that doesn't even need to be updated.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 12:49:27 am »
:lulz:

Nice, Coyote.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 01:01:54 am »
:lulz:

Nice, Coyote.
Thanks.

I hope other people pick up and run with this before I accidently WOMP energies and ZOMGWTFDADA Goofus and Gallant.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 01:15:45 am »
Who knew they used to be elves.


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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2012, 01:28:16 am »
:lol:
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2012, 01:42:02 am »
If you can find an image that goes with these, I salute you.

Goofus supports gay rights.
Gallant shoves rent boys in the dumpsters they were born in.*

Goofus got VD from some hooker on the park strip.
Gallant puts cigarettes out on high class call girls.




*Jesus that's awful. I'm sorry.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2012, 02:15:03 am »
HOLY FUCK.


^to whole thread so far


Also, I used to read Highlights when I was a youngun, but I guess those neurons were either reprogrammed or pissed out. I don't remember these guys.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2012, 02:24:39 am »
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2012, 02:27:49 am »
@QG RIGHT ON!!!!!

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2012, 02:46:08 am »



Sorry the text came out waay tiner than I thought. Enlargement makes things too blurry.