Listen up Heathens.

[Doktor Howl]

my wife stole mah beer 

STEAL YOUR WIFE!

Uh, yeah.  Thinking about it, she has BOOBS.  I'm rather fond of those.

[Doktor Howl]

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.

Hey, Dok.

Beer recharges science.

Twid,
Currently a scientist. A cheap scientist, but a scientist nonetheless.

WE'RE STUDYING WARSTEINER! 

That's a good class to be enrolled in. I'm studying Milwaukee history via bodega down the street.

You horrible little man.

Let's see. More money for beer or more money for the Iron Maiden tickets that go on sale Saturday.....

Your priorities are all fucked up. 

Shitty metal + shitty beer < good beer.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

my wife stole mah beer 

STEAL YOUR WIFE!

Uh, yeah.  Thinking about it, she has BOOBS.  I'm rather fond of those.

STEAL HER BOOBS!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Go-GYRE-uh, you animals.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, YOU FUCKING CALIFORNIA POTHEAD.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...I'm not from California.

Go-GYRE-uh, you animals.

Don't bring pseudoscience gyres into this, you Pacific Northwestern wop!

GYRE, motherfucker.

G Y R E

[Doktor Howl]

my wife stole mah beer 

STEAL YOUR WIFE!

Uh, yeah.  Thinking about it, she has BOOBS.  I'm rather fond of those.

STEAL HER BOOBS!

They're more fun when they're still connected.

[Doktor Howl]

Go-GYRE-uh, you animals.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, YOU FUCKING CALIFORNIA POTHEAD.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...I'm not from California.

You sure about that?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.

Hey, Dok.

Beer recharges science.

Twid,
Currently a scientist. A cheap scientist, but a scientist nonetheless.

WE'RE STUDYING WARSTEINER! 

That's a good class to be enrolled in. I'm studying Milwaukee history via bodega down the street.

You horrible little man.

Let's see. More money for beer or more money for the Iron Maiden tickets that go on sale Saturday.....

Your priorities are all fucked up. 

Shitty Awesome metal + shitty beer < > good beer.

Fixed, you degenerate. How dare you blaspheme like that?!

[Freeky]

go'GEEEEEEER-a...

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

my wife stole mah beer 

STEAL YOUR WIFE!

Uh, yeah.  Thinking about it, she has BOOBS.  I'm rather fond of those.

STEAL HER BOOBS!

They're more fun when they're still connected.

Picky, picky...

[navkat]

Check out Gogira's new screenname. Looks like the Twidster's on a roll.

YOU RUINED IT FOREVER, FILTHY CELT

WHAT DOES MY LACK OF SOAP HAVE TO DO WITH IT

I thought irish people were made of soap.

I don't even know who you are and I love you now.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Go-GYRE-uh, you animals.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, YOU FUCKING CALIFORNIA POTHEAD.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...I'm not from California.

You sure about that?

I come from the Land of Mullets and NASCAR, thank you very much.

[Salty]

go'GEEEEEEER-a...

NOT SOFT ENOUGH. LEARN TO LANGUAGE.

[Doktor Howl]

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.

Hey, Dok.

Beer recharges science.

Twid,
Currently a scientist. A cheap scientist, but a scientist nonetheless.

WE'RE STUDYING WARSTEINER! 

That's a good class to be enrolled in. I'm studying Milwaukee history via bodega down the street.

You horrible little man.

Let's see. More money for beer or more money for the Iron Maiden tickets that go on sale Saturday.....

Your priorities are all fucked up. 

Shitty Awesome metal + shitty beer < > good beer.

Fixed, you degenerate. How dare you blaspheme like that?!

Iron Maiden is like having Hall & Oates nailed into each of your ears by Madonna.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Check out Gogira's new screenname. Looks like the Twidster's on a roll.

YOU RUINED IT FOREVER, FILTHY CELT

WHAT DOES MY LACK OF SOAP HAVE TO DO WITH IT

I thought irish people were made of soap.

I don't even know who you are and I love you now.

She lives on the boring end of the same train line LMNO and I are on.

[Doktor Howl]

Go-GYRE-uh, you animals.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, YOU FUCKING CALIFORNIA POTHEAD.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...I'm not from California.

You sure about that?

I come from the Land of Mullets and NASCAR, thank you very much.

Southern Illinois?