ATTN: FRIENDS OF EARTHA

[AFK]

My two cents, I think this thread demonstrates why what happens in PMs, should stay in PMs.  It has created needless drama. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I updated the OP for sensitivity and accuracy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My two cents, I think this thread demonstrates why what happens in PMs, should stay in PMs.  It has created needless drama.

No way, man. Not when it's as endlessly, hilariously what-the-fuck-is-she-on-about as the shit I've been getting from Miss Loony Tunes. You should see them. Hopefully she'll keep it up and eventually I'll have a little anthology I can publish.

[Doktor Howl]

My two cents, I think this thread demonstrates why what happens in PMs, should stay in PMs.  It has created needless drama.

Getting piles of 2 page abuse PMs on a semi-regular basis gets a little old, and there doesn't seem to be a proper way to block PMs on the new software.  She wants to drench people with her whiskey-sodden abuse, well, this isn't a case where an online argument got out of hand.  This is her deciding to fuck with people where it can't be seen, whether or not the person being fucked with wants any part of her ranting.

Fuck's sake, she's been writing weird poetry, even.  It's more than a little creepy.

[AFK]

It's just unfortunate, IMO, that the shit ended up on BadBeast. 

I mean, if someone I associated with ended up coming here and filling your PMs with BS, I would hope folks would PM me and let me know instead of airing it publicly in that manner.  I just think it would be the better way to handle it that avoids needless drama.  BB is a good joe, I just think it's too bad things turned out the way they did. 

[Scribbly]

 

I found this thread pretty hilarious. I was sort of down on it when BadBeast came in at first... but then his completely over the top vitriol wrapped around and became funny again.

9/10 would read (and laugh) again.

[Doktor Howl]

It's just unfortunate, IMO, that the shit ended up on BadBeast. 

I mean, if someone I associated with ended up coming here and filling your PMs with BS, I would hope folks would PM me and let me know instead of airing it publicly in that manner.  I just think it would be the better way to handle it that avoids needless drama.  BB is a good joe, I just think it's too bad things turned out the way they did.

Well, it seems I'm a complete cunt, too, and I didn't write the thread header. 

So you'll understand if I don't feel any need whatsoever to have Nigel bastinadoed.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's just unfortunate, IMO, that the shit ended up on BadBeast. 

I mean, if someone I associated with ended up coming here and filling your PMs with BS, I would hope folks would PM me and let me know instead of airing it publicly in that manner.  I just think it would be the better way to handle it that avoids needless drama.  BB is a good joe, I just think it's too bad things turned out the way they did.

As far as I can tell, he's just still butthurt over "LOLMISOGYNY" and is looking for an excuse to take me down a notch.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still stumped about the "preggo porn" thing.   

[Cain]

I'm still stumped about the "preggo porn" thing.   

Poor choice of words.  Now she'll be talking about your amputee porn fetish

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still stumped about the "preggo porn" thing.   

Poor choice of words.  Now she'll be talking about your amputee porn fetish

Well, yeah, but I could understand THAT.  Who doesn't like nugget porn?

But "preggo porn"?  What kind of half-assed fetish is THAT?

[East Coast Hustle]

You can fantasize about raw-dogging it without worrying about a bastard? Like girls with big guts but not fat legs and arms?

I dunno, that's all I got.

[Doktor Howl]

You can fantasize about raw-dogging it without worrying about a bastard? Like girls with big guts but not fat legs and arms?

I dunno, that's all I got.

That seems kind of weaksauce, for porn.

[navkat]

Here's the part she was pleading with me to share...When I didn't, she started PMing to others.

A Real Wanker's Lament:

I ken the unrelenting Arizona sun hath rotted
Brain function till he thinks we all have plotted
Nefarious ways in which to usurp his power.
Sad really -  he's a legend only in his own lunch hour.

Roger faps his sad and empty days away.
He needs his postings at pd so he can play
Wise man to socially awkward preppies.
Their mindless admiration gives him big stiff happies.

A bitter man and twisted sore
He likes to lay down his so called Law
Which really amounts to "Look at me -
I've been this nasty since I was three!

And my mummy took her teats away
With them she now lets rough bikers play"
He's hated all the world ere since
(Apart from a few erotic prints)

Yet his preggo porn keeps him warm at night.
Oh his mummy issues are quite a sight
He even diapers himself - it's true
Though sure - receptive anal sex had much to do

With needing to stem the awful leakage
Of the bile that fills him. But as to why there's seepage
Out of every saggy prolapsed orifice of his.
It's mostly the shit he talks - mixed with his fapping jizz.

I don't think Rudyard Kipling is in any danger. 

(Also, "preggo porn"?  )

A bit nearsighted: the artist completely missed out on the fact that "whores will pee" totally rhymes with "Or kill me."
Other than that, I'd say it's pretty damned near brilliant.

[Doktor Howl]

Other than that, I'd say it's pretty damned near brilliant.

I see.