ATTN: PD'ers

[EK WAFFLR]

I am Legion

NOT ANOTHER ONE!  FOR CHRISSAKES, IS ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP.  YOU MAKE NO SENSE!

BUT I AM NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TO BE MANY. I'm merely my own ménage à trois.

[Doktor Howl]

I am Legion

NOT ANOTHER ONE!  FOR CHRISSAKES, IS ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP.  YOU MAKE NO SENSE!

BUT I AM NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TO BE MANY. I'm merely my own ménage à trois.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.  QUEEN GOGIRA IS A CROWD.   NIGEL IS AN ANGRY MOB, THE SIZE OF WHICH MAY BE UNBOUNDED.  AND NOW THERE'S THREE OF YOU!

I ONLY GET TO VOTE ONCE!  THIS IS HORSESHIT!

[Doktor Howl]

I have to go to work tomorrow, because another kiln went bang.  If there were two of me, I could also have a weekend.  This is incredibly unfair.

[EK WAFFLR]

None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.

[Doktor Howl]

None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.

Technically, there ARE three of me, but one's dead and the other one is a cockroach that lives in my head and gives me moral advice in Jimmy Stuart's voice.  I hate that little fucker.

[EK WAFFLR]

None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.

Technically, there ARE three of me, but one's dead and the other one is a cockroach that lives in my head and gives me moral advice in Jimmy Stuart's voice.  I hate that little fucker.

At least none of you whisper sensous poetry in your ear, in Gilbert Gottfried's voice,  while you're making love.

[Doktor Howl]

None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.

Technically, there ARE three of me, but one's dead and the other one is a cockroach that lives in my head and gives me moral advice in Jimmy Stuart's voice.  I hate that little fucker.

At least none of you whisper sensous poetry in your ear, in Gilbert Gottfried's voice,  while you're making love.

No.  But Jiminy Cockroach gets all out of control, and I have to pour ice water in my ear.

[EK WAFFLR]

None of us have jobs. It gets incredibly annoying to hang around myself all day every day.

Technically, there ARE three of me, but one's dead and the other one is a cockroach that lives in my head and gives me moral advice in Jimmy Stuart's voice.  I hate that little fucker.

At least none of you whisper sensous poetry in your ear, in Gilbert Gottfried's voice,  while you're making love.

No.  But Jiminy Cockroach gets all out of control, and I have to pour ice water in my ear.

Ouch. Maybe I should try to get on with Gottfried's disembodied voice.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Lie on the internet, that always works for me.

I have a terrible memory, so I more or less have to be honest, lest I forget what I lied about.

I keep .txt files for that.

[EK WAFFLR]

Lie on the internet, that always works for me.

I have a terrible memory, so I more or less have to be honest, lest I forget what I lied about.

I keep .txt files for that.

Not a bad idea. If only I didn't keep misplacing my files.

[Phox]

I am Legion

NOT ANOTHER ONE!  FOR CHRISSAKES, IS ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP.  YOU MAKE NO SENSE!

I'm only one person. So, there's that. I wish there were more of me sometimes too. 

[Forsooth]

mah woman is always "I don't like it when you drink alone."

I retort with, "well, there's me, myself and I. And the dogs got my back too."

[Triple Zero]

I have to go to work tomorrow, because another kiln went bang.  If there were two of me, I could also have a weekend.  This is incredibly unfair.

You'd have to share Enabler with the other guy, though.

Also "another kiln went bang" should be sampled and made into a Fatboy Slim track.

[El Sjaako]

I am -13 people. Sometimes I go to a party and no one shows up.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am -13 people. Sometimes I go to a party and no one shows up.

I like this.