Poopreport: The most compelling forum in the history of forums

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/index.php

Ever since the accidental discovery of Poopreport, the universal reaction of pretty much everyone to its existence is summed up pretty well by a combination of  and

There's nothing especially horrifying about it. It's just... a genre of its own. Entirely its own. To a confusing degree.

This thread is dedicated to discussion of this forum, if anyone can bring themselves past the  point to actually formulate discussion, and also a repository for posts that belong here but accidentally end up in other threads.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[Don Coyote]

I love you Nigel.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

They had a thread about Santorum being an ideological nutcase. Just like normal people. In the poop forum.



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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[Cuddlefish]

I've seen some real shitty things on the internet before, but this is just...

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I've seen some real shitty things on the internet before, but this is just...

DON'T YOU START WITH THAT

[Deepthroat Chopra]

I've seen some real shitty things on the internet before, but this is just...

DON'T YOU START WITH THAT

I found the Forum...moving.

[East Coast Hustle]

Hey, lets ruin an amusing thread with stupid puns!

[Deepthroat Chopra]

Hey, lets ruin an amusing thread with stupid puns!

It's a fair cop. 

[Bu🤠ns]

safari?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

safari?

I... I don't know... the poop forum kind of scares me a little.

[navkat]

There's a special kind of horrormirth that accompanies the reality of poop discussion that sort of transcends the rule thirty four/fetish concept. I mean, at least with scat, you get your fecal on, cum (or shit. Whatever), wipe the recycled pintos n cheese off your face n titties and get on with normal life. These people have incorporated shit into "normal life." I mean, for one, that suggests some otherworldly level of comfort and acceptance of mental illness: preoccupation with one's do-do just reeks of some sort of psychological pathology. And number two, there's an absurd irony in the fact that we, as a race, have created all of this advanced technology, perfected and then assimilated it completely into the populous, made enormous advances in physics and the sciences and advanced ourselves to a state where not only is there a computer in every home, they're all online and people actually know how to use them--so that we can revert back to the mental state of early primates, talking about doodie ca-ca.

No wonder our status as a first-world nation is wiping up the rear.

[LMNO]

I propose that Howl, Richter, Suu, and Cram gather up their epic tales of vindaloo, cheese soup, and oranges, and really make a grand entrance.

[East Coast Hustle]

Seems to me that the Poopreport forums are exactly what Facebook was supposed to be.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seems to me that the Poopreport forums are exactly what Facebook was supposed to be.

It is also possible that they are in some way vastly more sophisticated than the general population.

Or something.