Dok's File of Things That Need Research When I Get Around to It.

[Doktor Howl]

No desk drawer or filing cabinet that has a built in lock ever has a key. 

Hypothesis 1:  They're made without keys, as a decorative thing.

Hypothesis 2:  Someone always compulsively steals the keys as soon as the desk or cabinet is purchased. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Its compulsive theft- i was able and required to lock my drawers when i had a cubicle. I must confess it was hard to fight the compulsion to take them when i left the position.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I am not totally sure what I'm reading, but I like the direction it's going in.

It's just a place for me to store idle thoughts until I can get back to them.

As an aside, do you know anyone who has poodles?

Putin has a poodle.

[navkat]

If future generations discover time travel, or even transtemporal viewing systems, there's a good chance my descendants have seen everything I've ever done.  Even the stuff I've done in private.

Note 1:  This may explain why they never visit.

Note 2:  Find ways to irrepairably damage the planet or the human gene pool, to teach those fucking peeping Toms a lesson.

I've had this exact mental thought process soooooo many times while masturbating or farting and eating frozen yogurt out of the pint while watching those Haunting and Paranormal shows on A&E.

[Triple Zero]

Interesting factoid:  Ozzie & Harriet were NOT Ozzie Osbourne and Harriet Tubman.

Is Tubman the father of Tubgirl?

(edit: yeah that was a retarded thing to say. I had NO idea who she was, being named next to Ozzie Osbourne, I figured yet another random celebrity--now I looked it up and feel kinda ashamed, sorry)

[navkat]

Interesting factoid:  Ozzie & Harriet were NOT Ozzie Osbourne and Harriet Tubman.

Is Tubman the father of Tubgirl?

Jesus. You just said that.

[Triple Zero]

*looks it up*

Oh. I see. Sorry I had NO idea who she was (I figured some random celebrity or something) Yeah that was in bad taste then.

[navkat]

*looks it up*

Oh. I see. Sorry I had NO idea who she was (I figured some random celebrity or something) Yeah that was in bad taste then.

I thought you did it on purpose. I was amused.

[LMNO]

That gives a whole new meaning to the term "Underground Railroad"...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That gives a whole new meaning to the term "Underground Railroad"...

Good thing I ate breakfast a while ago.

[Elder Iptuous]

oh, holy shit!
I'm laughing so hard right now...


thats like something my wife would say whilst trying to fit both feet in her mouth...

[Doktor Howl]

Jim does not in fact like it when I call him "Big Poppa".  I know I've mentioned this before, but it requires further study.  Jim also drives a red Miata, but is NOT cheating on his wife with a girl half his age.

[Doktor Howl]

Interesting.  Rolaids claims to absorb 20 times its own weight.

Experiment:  Feed Filthy assistant 5 pounds of Rolaids.  Observe result.

[Freeky]

Interesting.  Rolaids claims to absorb 20 times its own weight.

Experiment:  Feed Filthy assistant 5 pounds of Rolaids.  Observe result.

20 times its own weight in what?

[Doktor Howl]

Interesting.  Rolaids claims to absorb 20 times its own weight.

Experiment:  Feed Filthy assistant 5 pounds of Rolaids.  Observe result.

20 times its own weight in what?

Acid, it says.  But it doesn't absorb acid, it neutralizes it.

So what IS it absorbing?  You tell me.