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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Random Probability, March 09, 2012, 02:42:10 AM

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March 09, 2012, 02:42:10 AM
I have a button labeled "Angry Misanthropic Shithead" which is invoked by Judeo-Christian-Islamic references, and the retarded.  When invoked the mental gears start screeching and grinding, sometimes quite audibly.  I'd just like to apologize if the noise in my head bothers you.

Thank you for your consideration.

Doktor Howl

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March 09, 2012, 02:47:59 AM
Quote from: !rB>C on March 09, 2012, 02:42:10 AM
I have a button labeled "Angry Misanthropic Shithead" which is invoked by Judeo-Christian-Islamic references, and the retarded.  When invoked the mental gears start screeching and grinding, sometimes quite audibly.  I'd just like to apologize if the noise in my head bothers you.

Thank you for your consideration.

I have the same button, but it is invoked by exposure to people.

Your hate is small, padawan.  If a Jedi you were, your hate would not be so limited.
Molon Lube

Cain

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March 09, 2012, 11:30:54 AM
God still loves you.

Random Probability

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March 09, 2012, 02:25:26 PM

Murmur

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March 10, 2012, 08:52:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 09, 2012, 11:30:54 AMGod still loves you.

He does, you know. Jesus died for YOU!!!
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Triple Zero

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March 10, 2012, 09:26:41 AM
I thought Jesus died for the decoration of Catholic churches and roadway shrines.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

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March 10, 2012, 12:25:42 PM
And toast.  Don't forget toast. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Oysters Rockefeller

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March 10, 2012, 01:50:33 PM
He also grew a beard for your home equity loan.

Most people gloss over that part.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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