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Started by kingyak, March 13, 2012, 12:38:49 PM

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kingyak

March 13, 2012, 12:38:49 PM
Any words I can think of to describe how this makes me feel seem woefully inadequate.

http://juggalobook.com/
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
March 13, 2012, 02:37:31 PM
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?!?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#2
March 13, 2012, 02:38:50 PM
WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kingyak

#3
March 13, 2012, 02:53:29 PM
Found the link in a Huffpo article, so no reason to believe it's a fake (other than the voice in my brain screaming that it can't exist).
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Junkenstein

#4
March 13, 2012, 03:39:43 PM
Oh gods.

"Users online now" include:

Stoney Mcpot
High Flyin Jaybird
Rizzle Riddlebox
Violent Twizted Juggalo

These were just the first few I highlighted. I could actually feel myself becoming stupider reading these names so I figured it was only fair to inflict the same on you.

Apparently this is the #1 site for Juggalos.

"Whatcha wanna doo is take alla the fish and stick em in this one barrel right here...."
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EK WAFFLR

#5
March 13, 2012, 03:43:06 PM
I feel my inner retard telling me to register and troll.
But then my inner woman, being the logical person inside me, says that they won't understand nuffink, so what's the use?
And my outer me, the slightly rational retard is confused.

Also.  :horrormirth:
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Juana

#6
March 13, 2012, 03:43:42 PM
I think we've been there before. A couple summers ago, Juggalos were our target of the moment and, iirc, a couple of us tried to fish there and no one took the bait. Could be different now, though.
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AnnaMaeBollocks

#7
March 13, 2012, 04:51:13 PM
Has anyone registered? If you go in, does it work anything like facebook or is it just a forum?

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
March 13, 2012, 04:52:05 PM
Pope krazy masta mchatchet.... :horrormirth:

i know some juggalos in the massachusetts metal scene (crossover type bands). Good folk but very confusing identity to ponder.
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kingyak

#9
March 13, 2012, 04:53:17 PM
They have their annual "gathering" near here. Every year at least a couple turn up dead. Last time they pulled one out of the river. We've still got guys in biohazard suits here trying to clean that shit up.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Phox

#10
March 13, 2012, 04:57:44 PM
Yup. Yup. Heya, Kingyak, do you have Juggalo-themed gangs down there?

kingyak

#11
March 13, 2012, 05:01:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on March 13, 2012, 04:57:44 PM
Yup. Yup. Heya, Kingyak, do you have Juggalo-themed gangs down there?

Around here it's more Toby Keith-themed gangs.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

AnnaMaeBollocks

#12
March 13, 2012, 05:07:10 PM
Quote from: kingyak on March 13, 2012, 05:01:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on March 13, 2012, 04:57:44 PM
Yup. Yup. Heya, Kingyak, do you have Juggalo-themed gangs down there?

Around here it's more Toby Keith-themed gangs.

:spit:

Phox

#13
March 13, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: AnnaMaeBollocks on March 13, 2012, 05:07:10 PM
Quote from: kingyak on March 13, 2012, 05:01:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on March 13, 2012, 04:57:44 PM
Yup. Yup. Heya, Kingyak, do you have Juggalo-themed gangs down there?

Around here it's more Toby Keith-themed gangs.

:spit:

navkat

#14
March 13, 2012, 05:35:39 PM
Themed gangs...Kids these days.

I remember back in MY day, there was only one gang "theme" and it was "trouble."
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