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The final boss of the Internet

Started by Dalek, March 14, 2012, 02:22:55 PM

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Juana

#1
March 14, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
I hate you, as now my previously delicious chocolate ice cream is looking less than tasty. And I'm choosing to believe that's mud.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
March 14, 2012, 06:35:23 PM
I think if smell could transmit via the internet it would be much worse. As it is, it's just one man in a bodysuit playing in a very large mud puddle. Yes. That's it. A subterranean concrete mud puddle.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cain

#3
March 14, 2012, 07:29:03 PM
Meh, someone somewhere is jerking off to it.  It doesn't even involve blood or permament self-harm.  This is like the level three, act one boss of the internet.
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