Too much coke.../ colagasm?

[Doktor Howl]

"Due to cancerous substances in the batch, production Coca-Cola has been temporarily halted. However, there is the exciting new Coca-Cola Yellow flavor! Available from any crazy naked man near you!."

Hmmm...familiar bouquet...

retroactively teratogenic

What?

Do you know what a teratogen even is? If I consume a compound after giving birth, I promise you, my 8-year-old son's not going to get birth defects in New York.

Nice try though.

Try again, moron.

He just makes shit up, Nav.  Get mad at the sun for rising.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Due to cancerous substances in the batch, production Coca-Cola has been temporarily halted. However, there is the exciting new Coca-Cola Yellow flavor! Available from any crazy naked man near you!."

Hmmm...familiar bouquet...

retroactively teratogenic

What?

Do you know what a teratogen even is? If I consume a compound after giving birth, I promise you, my 8-year-old son's not going to get birth defects in New York.

Nice try though.

Try again, moron.

I think it was meant to be a joke. But his nonstop nonsense is so tiresome I can see how it would all blur together and be difficult to distinguish.