How's It Doin Discordia?

[AFK]

Whassup?

Lovely nice weekend full of warm sunshine and fuzzy shiny bunnies.

The feel of spring and/or summer is in the air.

All Good Americans everywhere are firing up the ol Char-Broil and cooking some corn-fed meat animal. 

Are you being a Good American?

Are you bowing before the altar of Spendacus? 

Are you loading up on chips and salsa for the games? 

Did you suds up the car?

Did you smile at the old couple, finally out of their house moving around after the winter?

Long live happy-warm fun times!!!!

Remember to tip your paper boy.  There's probably a little extra huff in his puff with all of this sunshiney goodness!

[Oysters Rockefeller]

oh, corn-fed animals meat...so deliciously heart stopping.
Also, normal heart stopping.

I smiled at the old couple and they just called me a communist.
DAMN YOU MCCARTHY!!!

[AFK]

Maybe it was your tone of look, or your slouch, or maybe they have conditions.

It's hard to know for sure. 

[Oysters Rockefeller]

I may have been nude at the time.

...people kept telling me it was nice outside.

[AFK]

I'm sure it was nice outside....until you ruined it with your naughty bits. 

Don't ruin the outside.

Keep your naughty bits in the pants.  FOR AMERICA!

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Sorry, America...

[AFK]

You can yet provide pennance.

March yourself to your local Wal-Mart and purchase cheap, useless plastic items.

Smother them with dust and place them dutifully on your stoop.

You shall be welcomed with good fortune....

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

I am in the California Mountains, surrounded by natural splendor...but I'm getting 2G, I'm only a pay-pal account away from true fulfillment.

[Kai]

I was out in the beautiful sunshine today, yes.

Don't know why you have a problem with that.

[AFK]

I don't, but they might. 

[Oysters Rockefeller]

I am in the California Mountains, surrounded by natural splendor...but I'm getting 2G, I'm only a pay-pal account away from true fulfillment.

Well, with a name as harmless and friendly as pay-pal, there really can't be any downsides to discuss there.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

You can yet provide pennance.

March yourself to your local Wal-Mart and purchase cheap, useless plastic items.

Smother them with dust and place them dutifully on your stoop.

You shall be welcomed with good fortune....

I got something meat-ish with cheese filling. I think it's Italian?
Also cheese was spelled with a "kh", whatever that means.

[AFK]

Communists, obviously. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I didn't enjoy the sunshine. I did, however, take my dog for a walk in the alternating slush/hail and then spend some food stamp money at Grocery Outlet.

Oh, the gluttony. The shameless display of consumerism.

[AFK]

I drowned myself in pink lemonade and corn chips!