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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Well, I survived another Saint Patrick's Day

Started by Doktor Howl, March 19, 2012, 06:49:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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I want Cornish underwears.

But I can't find them anywhere.   :sad:

BUT WAIT!

POTATO SACKS!

I thought Cornish underwear was built-in?  :?

That's under-underwear.

And it doesn't come off.

It's like a hair diaper!

More of a sieve, actually.

:horrormirth: it didn't occur to me that you might one-up that.

I'm not well.   :lulz:

Clearly.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."