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Well, I survived another Saint Patrick's Day

Started by Doktor Howl, March 19, 2012, 06:49:42 PM

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East Coast Hustle

Another important difference is that I looked fucking fabulous in my green/white/orange feather boa.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on March 26, 2012, 05:07:14 AM
Another important difference is that I looked fucking fabulous in my green/white/orange feather boa.

I want pics to compare with the hilarious image I have in my head.

Nephew Twiddleton

I think i figured out a part of it. I bought villager a gift at an irish import store today for her birthday and it occured to me- selling irish stuff can be lucrative for the importer. But that might be a chicken/egg thing.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 26, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
I think i figured out a part of it. I bought villager a gift at an irish import store today for her birthday and it occured to me- selling irish stuff can be lucrative for the importer. But that might be a chicken/egg thing.

YA THINK?
:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

I want Cornish underwears.

But I can't find them anywhere.   :sad:

BUT WAIT!

POTATO SACKS!
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

I looked at flat caps at an Irish import store down in the legal district.

$50 for a FLAT CAP?

And somehow the store stays in business.  Despite the lady that owns it doing a really, really bad job of faking an accent.  Twice she sort of drifted into Monty Python Scots.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

I hunted around for my flat cap in clifden the day after the funeral. It was a comfort purchase really that also kept my head warm. The prices do get ridiculous here. I ended up getting mine for 20 euro.... In a shop for tourists. But hey. It was 30 euro cheaper than at the clothing store a block away.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
I want Cornish underwears.

But I can't find them anywhere.   :sad:

BUT WAIT!

POTATO SACKS!

I thought Cornish underwear was built-in?  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 10:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
I want Cornish underwears.

But I can't find them anywhere.   :sad:

BUT WAIT!

POTATO SACKS!

I thought Cornish underwear was built-in?  :?

That's under-underwear.

And it doesn't come off.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 10:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
I want Cornish underwears.

But I can't find them anywhere.   :sad:

BUT WAIT!

POTATO SACKS!

I thought Cornish underwear was built-in?  :?

That's under-underwear.

And it doesn't come off.

It's like a hair diaper!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 11:47:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 10:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
I want Cornish underwears.

But I can't find them anywhere.   :sad:

BUT WAIT!

POTATO SACKS!

I thought Cornish underwear was built-in?  :?

That's under-underwear.

And it doesn't come off.

It's like a hair diaper!

More of a sieve, actually.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 11:50:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 11:47:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 10:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
I want Cornish underwears.

But I can't find them anywhere.   :sad:

BUT WAIT!

POTATO SACKS!

I thought Cornish underwear was built-in?  :?

That's under-underwear.

And it doesn't come off.

It's like a hair diaper!

More of a sieve, actually.

:horrormirth: it didn't occur to me that you might one-up that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Deepthroat Chopra

Quote from: Cain on March 24, 2012, 05:06:12 PM
Pickled and sliced.  Anything else would be....not so good.

Not being a cooking thread or anything, but I prefer my beet grated into the burger. You haven't lived, you non-beetroot burger eaters.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 11:55:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 11:50:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 11:47:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:59:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2012, 10:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
I want Cornish underwears.

But I can't find them anywhere.   :sad:

BUT WAIT!

POTATO SACKS!

I thought Cornish underwear was built-in?  :?

That's under-underwear.

And it doesn't come off.

It's like a hair diaper!

More of a sieve, actually.

:horrormirth: it didn't occur to me that you might one-up that.

I'm not well.   :lulz:
Molon Lube