ATTN: Parents

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Please come pick your children up from Polk County.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/19/10761802-using-unholy-water-florida-atheists-scrub-away-blessing-from-local-road

I don't even know what to make of this. Is blessing a road stupid? Yes. Does it really do anything? No. So is it anything to get upset about?...As an atheist living in the bible belt, my answer is going to be  ABSOLUTELY NOT.

As ridiculous as that church sounds explaining themselves, HFA sounds worse. Especially here:

"We come in peace," Humanists of Florida (HFA) director Mark Palmer shouted to crowd, according to News 9. "Now that's normally what aliens say when they visit a new planet, but we're not aliens, we're atheists!"

Thoughts?

[Doktor Howl]

These people are fucking retarded.

[Juana]

What.

[Doktor Howl]

What.

Well, it's a bunch of atheists showing that they are the rational ones.   

[Don Coyote]

These aethiests sound like wiccans to me.

[Freeky]

That's amazing.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

To counteract your actions, which we believe did nothing, we will do something which, within our own belief system, also accomplishes nothing!
Ha! Take that! It's still a normal road!

[Golden Applesauce]

Well, that's what happens when you let vigilante organizations be responsible for your spiritual defenses.  Polk County should bring in the National Guard or whoever is responsible for this stuff and have them set up the anti-evil wards; then anyone who interferes with them is sabotaging national defense and can be legitimately prosecuted.

[Don Coyote]

Well, that's what happens when you let vigilante organizations be responsible for your spiritual defenses.  Polk County should bring in the National Guard or whoever is responsible for this stuff and have them set up the anti-evil wards; then anyone who interferes with them is sabotaging national defense and can be legitimately prosecuted.

This needs to be a thing in the NG.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, that's what happens when you let vigilante organizations be responsible for your spiritual defenses.  Polk County should bring in the National Guard or whoever is responsible for this stuff and have them set up the anti-evil wards; then anyone who interferes with them is sabotaging national defense and can be legitimately prosecuted.

This needs to be a thing in the NG.

So vote republican.   

[Golden Applesauce]

NG?

[Doktor Howl]

NG?

National Guard.
Nasty Girls
Not Going
etc

[Don Coyote]

Well, that's what happens when you let vigilante organizations be responsible for your spiritual defenses.  Polk County should bring in the National Guard or whoever is responsible for this stuff and have them set up the anti-evil wards; then anyone who interferes with them is sabotaging national defense and can be legitimately prosecuted.

This needs to be a thing in the NG.

So vote republican.   

I am a bad person for finding this amusing aren't I?

[Cain]

What this situation requires is for Discordians to put aholy water (100% theologically neutral!) on the road.  And the atheists.  And the Christians.  And then laugh at them all, while pointing and whispering to their friends, then laughing some more.

[Lenin McCarthy]

Wat. Is this some kind of American phenomenon, people take their religion way too seriously even when they have none?