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From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« on: March 19, 2012, 05:29:42 pm »

Free Will and Testament by Robert Wyatt

Given free will but within certain limitations,
I cannot will myself to limitless mutations,
I cannot know what I would be if I were not me,
I can only guess me.


So when I say that I know me, how can I know that?
What kind of spider understands arachnophobia?
I have my senses and my sense of having senses.
Do I guide them? Or they me?


The weight of dust exceeds the weight of settled objects.
What can it mean, such gravity without a centre?
Is there freedom to un-be?
Is there freedom from will-to-be?


Sheer momentum makes us act this way or that way.
We just invent or just assume a motivation.
I would disperse, be disconnected. Is this possible?
What are soldiers without a foe?


Be in the air, but not be air, be in the no air.
Be on the loose, neither compacted nor suspended.
Neither born nor left to die.


Had I been free, I could have chosen not to be me.
Demented forces push me madly round a treadmill.
Demented forces push me madly round a treadmill.
Let me off please, I am so tired.
Let me off please, I am so very tired.



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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 09:33:44 pm »
How do you get pushed around a treadmill?   :?

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 09:38:40 pm »
Just looked Robert Wyatt up.

I was under the impression that England outlawed bad poetry during Elizabeth the First's reign.  How have they come to this?

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2012, 09:40:53 pm »
As a bad poetry piece (sober) I give it 6/10.

As a bad poetry piece (high) I give it 9/10.

(ETA: Note that the parenthetical states of being refer to the writer's, not the reader's.)
« Last Edit: March 19, 2012, 09:42:29 pm by The Freeky of SCIENCE! »
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 09:41:50 pm »
As a bad poetry piece (sober) I give it 6/10.

As a bad poetry piece (high) I give it 9/10.

Somewhere, Rudyard Kipling is weeping tears of homicidal rage.

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 09:43:59 pm »
As a bad poetry piece (sober) I give it 6/10.

As a bad poetry piece (high) I give it 9/10.

Somewhere, Rudyard Kipling is weeping tears of homicidal rage.

Yeah but he wrote good poetry.  This is just awful.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 09:45:18 pm »
As a bad poetry piece (sober) I give it 6/10.

As a bad poetry piece (high) I give it 9/10.

Somewhere, Rudyard Kipling is weeping tears of homicidal rage.

Yeah but he wrote good poetry.

Well, yes.

That garbage at the top of the screen makes me want to go out and kick an emo kid in the junk.

Really, it's awful.  It makes no fucking sense.

But I bet you and I could top it!   :lulz:

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 09:46:55 pm »
As a bad poetry piece (sober) I give it 6/10.

As a bad poetry piece (high) I give it 9/10.

Somewhere, Rudyard Kipling is weeping tears of homicidal rage.

Yeah but he wrote good poetry.

Well, yes.

That garbage at the top of the screen makes me want to go out and kick an emo kid in the junk.

Really, it's awful.  It makes no fucking sense.

But I bet you and I could top it!   :lulz:

OH HELL YES.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 09:48:24 pm »
Poor Banana, stripped of his rights and peel
Laying there without dignity
HARK! I am a Llama's illegitimate offspring!
I can't help myself.  I must be riding off now.

Who writes shit like this?  I shall tell you.
A man with no country, a man with no shame
Who isn't even Irish, but talks like James Joyce
After a stroke.

Someone push me over the carousel!  I am the madman
of Coney Island, do you hear me?
I cry bitter tears in the darkness, because
that unfortunate angel looked into the darkness in my heart.

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2012, 10:03:12 pm »
That is not what i expected by you saying that you channeled ireland :lulz:
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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 10:03:44 pm »
What be the difference
between body butter and lotion?
They both go on the skin.

Harken to the children
They shriek when Little Sister tries to kill them.
A tear falls down my face;
I want to play, too.

If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2012, 11:46:55 pm »
A duck killed a cow,
Woman, don't mess with my space.
I walk like a tree.

(needs bongos)

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2012, 11:47:36 pm »
That is not what i expected by you saying that you channeled ireland :lulz:

Horrible poetry is as Irish as starving to death.

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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2012, 11:49:43 pm »
I think our poetry was pretty good centuries ago but since i dont understand middle irish i cant back that staement up.
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2012, 12:02:16 am »
Laying limp in her crate beside a bowl of mash
feathers never to ruffle again, nor a cheep to utter
the little brown pullet has given her last breath
a hen never to be, nor a single egg ever laid.

O hen! Hen that would have been, henhood lost!
Her valiant struggles to overcome the poison
in vain, in vain, alas, in vain, for in surviving
the marauding raccoon, she caught cold.

She lies so still, a once-glossy Buff Orpington
dulled by defeat, silenced by the cold hand
of wicked fate. No more cheep-cheep-cheep
to ring out across the kitchen tiles, not even

a single cluck to utter from her tired corpse.
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