Dear Dimo

[Doktor Howl]

You treacherous, jabbering guido.  You don't think we know what you're up to?  You think we're all fools?  Fuck that.  I pay my taxes.  I shouldn't have to deal with your crap on a day to day basis, and neither should any other Good Americans.

People like you should be stuffed in a gunny sack with badgers, and be thrown in that river of yours.  The only thing preventing this is that the river is polluted enough already.

Love & Kisses,
Dok

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Who gave Rhode Island a river? It's not big enough to have one!

[Doktor Howl]

Who gave Rhode Island a river? It's not big enough to have one!

Well, "river" is a pretty broad term.  I'm fairly certain there's no actual water in it.  It doesn't flow so much as ooze.

[Cuddlefish]

Well, fuck.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, fuck.

Surely, you didn't think your shit would be tolerated forever, do you?

I'd think you'd have learned when Richter jammed your head through the ceiling.

[Cain]

Well, fuck.

You didn't think we'd eventually find out who was behind the next season of Jersey Shore, did you?  You jabbering swine-bag.  We have people, oh yes.  And they'll hang you by your nasal hair, until you're sorry dead.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, fuck.

You didn't think we'd eventually find out who was behind the next season of Jersey Shore, did you?  You jabbering swine-bag.  We have people, oh yes.  And they'll hang you by your nasal hair, until you're sorry dead.

Yep.  All the women in the world, and he had to knock up this "snooky" character, whomever she is.

This means I have to listen to this shit on the radio in the morning, instead of the DJs being shitbags to people on the phone, which is actually entertaining.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Cuddlefish]

All the women in the world, and he had to knock up this "snooky" character, whomever she is.

Whoa, whoa, easy now. I can take a joke, but don't defame my character. 

[Doktor Howl]

All the women in the world, and he had to knock up this "snooky" character, whomever she is.

Whoa, whoa, easy now. I can take a joke, but don't defame my character. 

Isn't she a midget or something?

[Cain]

A midget made of fake suntan lotion, I believe.

[Doktor Howl]

A midget made of fake suntan lotion, I believe.

Dimo scored with a midget.

How many points is that?

[Cain]

Fifteen, I think.

Points might be deducted for it being a "Snooki" though, I'd have to consult with the arbitration committee.

[Cuddlefish]

I hate you guys. 

For the record, I'm half French-Canadian. Can you get your shots in at that side for a little while? My Italian heritage is getting a little sore from you guys repeatedly poking at it.

[Doktor Howl]

I hate you guys. 

For the record, I'm half French-Canadian. Can you get your shots in at that side for a little while? My Italian heritage is getting a little sore from you guys repeatedly poking at it.

The Italian side wants it's shit back from the French side, who swiped it all and put it in a Swiss building.