A thing.

[Doktor Howl]

It's not their communist death robot countenances that bother me.  It's not their horrible pranks.  It's not the way they wave ugly facts in your face while prancing around like retards.  It's not the fact that they are moral degenerates.

It's that they smirk.  They have this shit-eating, I-know-more-than-you-do grin.

I wish to punch them all in the face.