Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

[Doktor Howl]

Ernie has proven this fact to me without a doubt.  There are angels and demons in the air all around us that we cannot see; all we need is a tv or radio to prove this.  Since the air all around us is full of
things we can't see (such as radio waves), and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the air all around us.

Flawless Victory...Despite his anger at my pointing out that I ALSO can't see the Queen of England, and told him we better bow just in case.

[LMNO]

The queen of england does not exist.

[Doktor Howl]

The queen of england does not exist.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!  SHE DOES EXIST, IT'S JUST THAT YOU CAN'T SEE HER BECAUSE RADIO WAVES ARE IN THE WAY!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Jesus thats like that time my dad made the you cant see your brain either argument to my sister (who is also catholic and just didnt want to go to church)

[Doktor Howl]

Jesus thats like that time my dad made the you cant see your brain either argument to my sister (who is also catholic and just didnt want to go to church)

His argument has morphed to "People used to see angels & demons in the past, before we had radio."

[navkat]

Oh, I heard about that shit. EVPs, right? I heard you shouldn't fuck with that cos it's like doin a wee-gee board all by yrself n shit.

TRUE STORY: My old baton twirling teacher from when I was nine had a statue of mother mary in her house  and don't you know, the head of that statue lopped right OFF and blood started POURING OUT. She told us 7-9 year-old little girls that the priest told her to bury it in the back yard and say some Heil marys for like ten nights and some other stuff and that's why we should never let a boy sleep over our houses when we grow up until we're married.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Your counterargument should be something like well then radiowaves must be harmful to angels since no one sees them anymore and that weve somehow made them an endangerd species.

[Doktor Howl]

Your counterargument should be something like well then radiowaves must be harmful to angels since no one sees them anymore and that weve somehow made them an endangerd species.

His argument SEEMS to be that the radio waves (which we can't see) are blocking our view of angels.

I will go over now and offer the idea that we microwaved them all to death.

BRB.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You should ask him what supernovae do to alien angels.

[Scribbly]

God is a right bastard. Omnipotent and omniscient, but he can't be bothered to fit his angels with lead so they can do their job. What a cheapskate.

[hirley0]

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[Doktor Howl]

Your counterargument should be something like well then radiowaves must be harmful to angels since no one sees them anymore and that weve somehow made them an endangerd species.

His argument SEEMS to be that the radio waves (which we can't see) are blocking our view of angels.

I will go over now and offer the idea that we microwaved them all to death.

BRB.

"Shut up.  You're a fucking liberal pig."

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, I heard about that shit. EVPs, right? I heard you shouldn't fuck with that cos it's like doin a wee-gee board all by yrself n shit.

TRUE STORY: My old baton twirling teacher from when I was nine had a statue of mother mary in her house  and don't you know, the head of that statue lopped right OFF and blood started POURING OUT. She told us 7-9 year-old little girls that the priest told her to bury it in the back yard and say some Heil marys for like ten nights and some other stuff and that's why we should never let a boy sleep over our houses when we grow up until we're married.

WAT   

[P3nT4gR4m]

You can, like, detect and measure radio waves? Most things that, y'know, actually exist conform to this tradition. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.