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The Kitchen Chronicles

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 16, 2013, 03:10:44 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

#75
September 18, 2013, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 18, 2013, 06:28:03 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 18, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Can we get some dietary guidelines from Nurse Enabler?

Easy.

No red meat of any kind.
No deep fried foods.
No junk food (chips, etc).
NO GODDAMN BOURBON.  :tgrr:

Pretty much anything else goes.

Can you go into a little more detail on "junk"? Are you primarily avoiding excess fats, or fats and sodium, or fats and sugar, or all three? Also, is bacon red meat?

The Good Reverend Roger

#76
September 18, 2013, 07:17:43 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 18, 2013, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 18, 2013, 06:28:03 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 18, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
Can we get some dietary guidelines from Nurse Enabler?

Easy.

No red meat of any kind.
No deep fried foods.
No junk food (chips, etc).
NO GODDAMN BOURBON.  :tgrr:

Pretty much anything else goes.

Can you go into a little more detail on "junk"? Are you primarily avoiding excess fats, or fats and sodium, or fats and sugar, or all three? Also, is bacon red meat?

Bacon is not, but it's on the "not very often" list.

And junk food is anything manufactured as a snack.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#77
September 18, 2013, 07:50:04 PM
Trying to decide what to eat for lunch. Since I can hardly eat anything, the pressure's on!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#78
September 18, 2013, 10:16:26 PM
I'm not a big fan of beef myself.  Roger are you more of pork, or chicken guy?

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
September 18, 2013, 10:41:34 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 18, 2013, 10:16:26 PM
I'm not a big fan of beef myself.  Roger are you more of pork, or chicken guy?

Chicken.  I save pork for special occasions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#80
September 19, 2013, 02:50:18 AM
Chicken recipe without the deep fryer guilt?

I haven't tried it yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgihKcw2J1M

Pope Pixie Pickle

#81
September 19, 2013, 08:40:13 AM
Chicken done on a grill right (jerk, piri-piri) is gorgeous. Depends if the skin is on the No Fly List to roger's stomach. Also spicy as fyuck, and we all know how Roger likes to destroy a toilet.
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