Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

[Doktor Howl]

I wonder how that conversation went.

"I need stress leave, someone questioned my beliefs!"

Actually, that would probably work.

This guy has no life (55 years old, lives with his parents...Supports them, really.  Has never had a GF).  He has like 6 weeks of vacation saved up, so he can pretty much burn it as he sees fit.

[LMNO]

I wonder how that conversation went.

"I need stress leave, I got Roger-ed!"

Actually, that would probably work.

Fixed.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The first beast the second beast and the great dragon. But those are empires because revelation cant be taken literally. Only genesis can be taken literally.

Actually interesting question roger- you implied he was catholic and a young earth creationist... Thats kinda odd actually since catholics, including the pope, generally accept evolution as the most reasonable explanation. Does he also believe in the rapture? If he does you might enjoy pointing out that that concept is a protestant heresy.

Ernie is not known for consistency.  He has a weird mashup of extremely orthodox Catholicism, John Birch style jingoism, and Rush Limbaugh/teabagger goo in his head.

We have a lot of those. They were raised as Catholics, but they lapse and quit going to church. Then John Hagee gits em with his teevee mind lazorz.

He also took the rest of the week off.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air

Tell him it's your angel-zapper.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Must maintain composure at work!

[Cain]

Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air

Tell him it's your angel-zapper.

Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office.  Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air

Tell him it's your angel-zapper.

Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office.  Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.

THIS. And youtube the results, if possible. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air

Tell him it's your angel-zapper.

Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office.  Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.

This post is further evidence in support of my hypothesis: Faraday cages make everything better. There is basically no situation which cannot be improved somehow by a Faraday cage.

[Doktor Howl]

Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air

Tell him it's your angel-zapper.

Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office.  Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.

This post is further evidence in support of my hypothesis: Faraday cages make everything better. There is basically no situation which cannot be improved somehow by a Faraday cage.

Sort of like bayonets, then.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air

Tell him it's your angel-zapper.

Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office.  Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.

This post is further evidence in support of my hypothesis: Faraday cages make everything better. There is basically no situation which cannot be improved somehow by a Faraday cage.

Sort of like bayonets, then.

Probably... yes, almost definitely. I can easily see how restaurants, movie theaters, bars, and the bedroom would all be improved by the inclusion of either or both of those things. And now that I know I can find angels inside a Faraday cage, I'm even more convinced. Thanks Ernie!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Although this forces us to consider the question: can Ernie be improved with bayonets?

[Doktor Howl]

Although this forces us to consider the question: can Ernie be improved with bayonets?

EVERYTHING is better with a bayonet.

Pistol with a bayonet.  Check.
Rifle with a bayonet.  Check.
ICBM with a bayonet.  Check.
Bayonet with a bayonet.  Check.

[Cain]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Would a Faraday cage be improved with a bayonet?

[Doktor Howl]

Would a Faraday cage be improved with a bayonet?

Yep.

AND VICE-VERSA!