Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow. 

[Doktor Howl]

well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.

Rush Limbaugh.  ALL DAY.

BRB!

[Doktor Howl]

You can, like, detect and measure radio waves? Most things that, y'know, actually exist conform to this tradition. 

NOT IF WE SHOT THEM FULL OF HOLES WITH RADIO WAVES, THEY WOULDN'T.

[Doktor Howl]

Wow. 

You can set this guy off just by saying "back in the cave man days..."

[Doktor Howl]

well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.

Rush Limbaugh.  ALL DAY.

BRB!

He locked his door.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Tell him there's GHOST HUNTERS ALL OVER TEEVEE WITH MAGNETOMETERS AND THEY NEVER GET ANGELS. 

[Doktor Howl]

Tell him there's GHOST HUNTERS ALL OVER TEEVEE WITH MAGNETOMETERS AND THEY NEVER GET ANGELS. 

Can't.  He's hiding in his office with the door locked.

And all the angels are DEAD, because we MACHINE GUNNED them with RADIO WAVES! 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.

Rush Limbaugh.  ALL DAY.

BRB!

He locked his door.   

He has to come out some day.

Might ask him why The Vanishing Hitchhiker is unaffected by radio waves. :P

[Doktor Howl]

well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.

Rush Limbaugh.  ALL DAY.

BRB!

He locked his door.   

He has to come out some day.

Might ask him why The Vanishing Hitchhiker is unaffected by radio waves. :P

Not sure if that would work.

Does the Catholic church believe in shit like that, these days?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think the pope is still collecting data on that.

Anyway theres always tomorrow for him being part of the problem no?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.

Rush Limbaugh.  ALL DAY.

BRB!

He locked his door.   

He has to come out some day.

Might ask him why The Vanishing Hitchhiker is unaffected by radio waves. :P

Not sure if that would work.

Does the Catholic church believe in shit like that, these days?

They believe a guy and his mom floated out of the atmosphere and didn't go splody and the guy is sitting on his dad's right hand, which is kind of fisty.
But no, urban legends would be a tool of Satan.

[Doktor Howl]

Anyway theres always tomorrow for him being part of the problem no?

Emails:

You should turn off your radio before you make God angrier.

Response:

SHUT UP

[LMNO]

I don't know if this would be beyond him, but you could point out that radio waves are only a small part of the electromagnetic spectrum, including ultraviolet, which is part of sunlight. 

So when God said, "let there be light", he was slaughtering all the angels.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't know if this would be beyond him, but you could point out that radio waves are only a small part of the electromagnetic spectrum, including ultraviolet, which is part of sunlight. 

So when God said, "let there be light", he was slaughtering all the angels.

Hang on, I've just shut off the caller ID on the plant's phones.  Gonna use that.

[Doktor Howl]

"Hey, Ernie, it occurs to me that radio waves are just..."

*SLAM*



Hmmm.

Interoffice mail?