Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

[Golden Applesauce]

It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.

[Cainad (dec.)]

It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.

See, you'd think that, but LMNO always has a nice ass or three in between him and The Almighty, so his transgressions never make it through the system.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Your counterargument should be something like well then radiowaves must be harmful to angels since no one sees them anymore and that weve somehow made them an endangerd species.

His argument SEEMS to be that the radio waves (which we can't see) are blocking our view of angels.

I will go over now and offer the idea that we microwaved them all to death.

BRB.

"Shut up.  You're a fucking liberal pig."

Made my night.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Thread delivers. I laughed my ass off.

Where does Ernie come up with this shit? And why does he expect it to float in Roger's rage river?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Thread delivers. I laughed my ass off.

Where does Ernie come up with this shit? And why does he expect it to float in Roger's rage river?

Because shit floats? Except when it sinks.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah i was having a lot of trouble not laughing at work yesterday with this.

[Cain]

I think Ernie has an excellent and well-thought out position.

But why stop with angels and demons?  How about djinn?  And faeries?  And the Loch Ness Monster?  We need to enquire of Ernie the full extent of paranormal creatures affected by this phenomenon.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Vampires obviously. They cant hide in the dark anymore.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I bet it's bible stuff only. Angels and demons. The bible was shit when it came to creatures. Angels, demons and fuck all else. The author had a stab at zombies in part two but totally fucked it up.

[LMNO]

Isn't there Leviathan and Behemoth, as well as Legion?  And there's probably more.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The first beast the second beast and the great dragon. But those are empires because revelation cant be taken literally. Only genesis can be taken literally.

Actually interesting question roger- you implied he was catholic and a young earth creationist... Thats kinda odd actually since catholics, including the pope, generally accept evolution as the most reasonable explanation. Does he also believe in the rapture? If he does you might enjoy pointing out that that concept is a protestant heresy.

[Cain]

Isn't there Leviathan and Behemoth, as well as Legion?  And there's probably more.

All demons

Everything not human, angel or natural = demon.

[Doktor Howl]

The first beast the second beast and the great dragon. But those are empires because revelation cant be taken literally. Only genesis can be taken literally.

Actually interesting question roger- you implied he was catholic and a young earth creationist... Thats kinda odd actually since catholics, including the pope, generally accept evolution as the most reasonable explanation. Does he also believe in the rapture? If he does you might enjoy pointing out that that concept is a protestant heresy.

Ernie is not known for consistency.  He has a weird mashup of extremely orthodox Catholicism, John Birch style jingoism, and Rush Limbaugh/teabagger goo in his head.

He also took the rest of the week off.

[LMNO]

Call him at home.  Mail him a letter.  Stand outside his home with a bullhorn.

[Danny Muffin]

I wonder how that conversation went.

"I need stress leave, someone questioned my beliefs!"

Actually, that would probably work.