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Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

Started by Doktor Howl, March 28, 2012, 06:52:31 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#121
April 07, 2012, 01:15:00 AM
Trinitas?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#122
September 18, 2013, 07:29:15 PM
HAH!  I've been looking for this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#123
September 19, 2013, 12:13:53 AM
Now that ive taken astronomy and understand the electromagnetic spectrum better- since radiowaves are low frequency light and kills angels powers dead but they are quite comfortable in visible light what then happens if you expose an angel to gamma rays? Do they turn into the hulk but with wings?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Trivial

#124
September 19, 2013, 01:55:25 AM
From wikipedia:
Hashmal is a type of angel.
The Septuagint translates "hashmal" to "elektron," which means "amber" in English. Francis Bacon coined the English word "electricity" to describe the static electric effect of rubbing amber with cloth. Later, "hashmal" became the modern Hebrew word that translates to the English word "electricity."

Therefore angels are electrons and your computer eats them to run.  Science!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#125
September 19, 2013, 02:28:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
My boss called.   :lulz:

Jim:  Roger, what the fuck is going on?

Me:  Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.

Jim:  He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.

Me:  That's hardly MY fault.

Jim:  GODDAMMIT!  GODDAMMIT!  CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?

Me:  Um, this IS normal, here.

Jim:  <unintelligible>  *SLAM*

Have I ever told you guys how much I love my job?  :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#126
September 19, 2013, 03:02:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 19, 2013, 02:28:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
My boss called.   :lulz:

Jim:  Roger, what the fuck is going on?

Me:  Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.

Jim:  He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.

Me:  That's hardly MY fault.

Jim:  GODDAMMIT!  GODDAMMIT!  CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?

Me:  Um, this IS normal, here.

Jim:  <unintelligible>  *SLAM*

Have I ever told you guys how much I love my job?  :lulz:

That day was priceless. :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#127
September 19, 2013, 08:00:10 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 19, 2013, 02:28:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
My boss called.   :lulz:

Jim:  Roger, what the fuck is going on?

Me:  Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.

Jim:  He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.

Me:  That's hardly MY fault.

Jim:  GODDAMMIT!  GODDAMMIT!  CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?

Me:  Um, this IS normal, here.

Jim:  <unintelligible>  *SLAM*

Have I ever told you guys how much I love my job?  :lulz:

:lulz:
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Ben Shapiro

#128
September 19, 2013, 09:09:00 AM
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