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Started by LMNO, March 30, 2012, 02:33:17 PM

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March 30, 2012, 02:33:17 PM
So, the wife and I are going to Barcelona in May.

Other than a riot sheild, anything I'll be needing in particular?

AFK

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March 30, 2012, 02:39:23 PM
+2

+4 if my mother-in-law says no. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

EK WAFFLR

#2
March 30, 2012, 02:47:34 PM
Sun screen. Tourist trap radar. Hawaii shirts and khaki shorts.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Cain

#3
March 30, 2012, 03:09:06 PM
Paella.

Mangrove

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March 30, 2012, 04:19:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 30, 2012, 02:33:17 PM
So, the wife and I are going to Barcelona in May.

Other than a riot sheild, anything I'll be needing in particular?

Stifle any & all desire to sing the Freddy Mercury song.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

LMNO

#5
March 30, 2012, 04:25:00 PM
Why is singing "Stone Cold Crazy" a bad thing?

East Coast Hustle

#6
March 30, 2012, 07:47:47 PM
A saltshaker full of pure MDMA and 2 ferry tickets to Ibiza.
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LMNO

#7
March 30, 2012, 07:59:33 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on March 30, 2012, 07:47:47 PM
A saltshaker full of pure MDMA and 2 ferry tickets to Ibiza.

15 years ago, fuck yeah.

Now, I'll be happy with a glass of absinthe and some tango.

AFK

#8
March 30, 2012, 08:49:44 PM
Surely a little wango to go with the tango. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#9
March 30, 2012, 08:54:39 PM
Naturally.  Without even realizing, we chose a hotel in the "gay quarter" of Barcelona.

Which, I should point out, is near a section of town called, and I'm not kidding, THE BLOCK OF DISCORD.

Freeky

#10
March 30, 2012, 08:58:32 PM
It's like it was meant for you. :)

AFK

#11
March 30, 2012, 09:09:15 PM
It's like LMNO's life just became an episode of Lost
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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March 30, 2012, 10:23:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 30, 2012, 08:54:39 PM
Naturally.  Without even realizing, we chose a hotel in the "gay quarter" of Barcelona.

Which, I should point out, is near a section of town called, and I'm not kidding, THE BLOCK OF DISCORD.

That's awesome!
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