This Week's Project

[Doktor Howl]

Take 20 minutes and write your SO a love letter and mail it to where they work (if they're working at home, send it from work.)

If you don't currently have an SO, write your congressman a nice letter telling him/her what a GREAT job they're doing.  If they aren't doing a great job, then go totally and obviously overboard about how awesome they are.

If you're in another country, write Maggie Thatcher a love letter.  She hasn't had one since Reagan died.

[Cain]

I'm going to write my MP a letter, since the new one hasn't had the pleasure of hearing from me yet.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm going to write my MP a letter, since the new one hasn't had the pleasure of hearing from me yet.

Make sure it makes him/her feel loved.  The kind of love that you normally can only find in Kentucky or Tennessee.

[Cain]

Oh, that'll be easy.  Check out her voting record: http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/meg_hillier/hackney_south_and_shoreditch#votingrecord

[EK WAFFLR]

So, I have to write Thatcher?
I'll make her feel very special. 

[Doktor Howl]

So, I have to write Thatcher?
I'll make her feel very special. 

Better hurry. 

[LMNO]

The week's almost over, and you give this to me NOW?

Honestly though, this sounds like a really good idea.  Thanks, Dok.

[Doktor Howl]

The week's almost over, and you give this to me NOW?

Honestly though, this sounds like a really good idea.  Thanks, Dok.

People write better love letters when they have very limited time.

[Doktor Howl]

And if your goal is to make your SO feel like the center of the universe, this is the very best method I've tripped across.

[navkat]

I'm afraid that my kind of love will get me placed on a No-fly list.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm afraid that my kind of love will get me placed on a No-fly list.

That's a damn shame.  I think the politicians in this country just need to know that we love them.  With a love that would make LMNO move to the other side of the bus.  Unshaven love.  Catheterized love.  With a ball gag and a crotchless wetsuit or maybe the fact that you didn't have any pants on to take off in the first place.

I'm talking about the kind of love that leaves unexplicable radiation burns and strange welts all over your extremities, and then you wake up in Cleveland wearing someone else's horribly stained clothes.

That's the kind of love our elected officials need, so they'll sometimes think of us.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like this project.

I'm gonna write to the guy who works at the record store. 

[Doktor Howl]

I like this project.

I'm gonna write to the guy who works at the record store. 

Everybody needs love.

[Triple Zero]

So, I have to write Thatcher?
I'll make her feel very special. 

She's getting senile right? So you could get away with repeating the same paragraph over and over


I'll try and figure out who caused the biggest cuts on education and/or social healthcare over here (having recently decided that these are the two single most important topics in our national politics and it's crucial to not let slip away what we got here, all the other things--even the privacy/electronic freedom I care so much about--are secondary if you keep education at a good level). Failing that, Wilders. I gotta come up with something properly hot drooling bone melty sticky slimy though, since he may be an intolerant fuckwad, he's not a homophobe or anything.

[navkat]

I'm afraid that my kind of love will get me placed on a No-fly list.

That's a damn shame.  I think the politicians in this country just need to know that we love them.  With a love that would make LMNO move to the other side of the bus.  Unshaven love.  Catheterized love.  With a ball gag and a crotchless wetsuit or maybe the fact that you didn't have any pants on to take off in the first place.

I'm talking about the kind of love that leaves unexplicable radiation burns and strange welts all over your extremities, and then you wake up in Cleveland wearing someone else's horribly stained clothes.

That's the kind of love our elected officials need, so they'll sometimes think of us.

STOP! I'M GONNA PEE!