Lancing the Gland; a far overdue series of rants (with preface)

[Freeky]

Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.

Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.

Again, NOT the point.

wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?

No, that was not the point. 

[Doktor Howl]

Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.

Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.

Again, NOT the point.

wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?

No, that was not the point.

Pope Ludicrous just had to let you know about his amazing appetite, is all.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.

Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.

Again, NOT the point.

wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?

No, that was not the point.

Is the point that people don't take the libido seriously as a fundamental drive that can't be turned on and off at will?

[Pope Lecherous]

Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.

Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.

Again, NOT the point.

wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?

No, that was not the point.

Pope Ludicrous just had to let you know about his amazing appetite, is all.

Please Roger, it's Lecherous and for a reason. Calling me ludicrous is an O'Reilly caliber joke.  I saw the initial miscommunication as what her problem was vice the emotional impact it had further down the line.  Typical male mistake, doesnt mean I came here to brag.

Is the point that people don't take the libido seriously as a fundamental drive that can't be turned on and off at will?

Freeky, sorry i missed your larger, more encompassing point.  Was it that people don't acknowledge your need as an actual need and downplay your dissastisfcation?  I'd like to know because this is something important to you and very important to all women.

[Freeky]

Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.

Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.

Again, NOT the point.

wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?

No, that was not the point.

Is the point that people don't take the libido seriously as a fundamental drive that can't be turned on and off at will?

Partially.  I just was puking up rage, mostly.

[Freeky]

Now I will attempt to dissect this thing.  I never get these right, anyway, so best to analyze and get my meaning clear.


1.  It isn't actually about me not getting laid since dinosaurs were rotting in tar pits and I'm bitter about it. (partially true, and SEXAY)

2.  It isn't about "guys are dicks and it's all their fault I can't get laid." and Im bitter about it (probably true)

3.  It's about how some people can look at something someone has a problem with and saying "That's not an issue." when, for the person dealing with it, it is a big issue.  (???????????)

I guess that looks right. I dunno.  I'm shit [at] thought provoking, anyway.

[hirley0]

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[Doktor Howl]

Please Roger, it's Lecherous and for a reason.

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My bad, it's been a while.

[Freeky]

Ohhhh, motherfucker.  What's that you say?  I have a duty to shave my legs?  Am obligated to put out?  You expect me to participate in a threesome with you another girl, but you wouldn't do it with me and another guy?  You have the temerity to call yourself a nice guy, after not only telling me these things, and then admitting that you would take part in—prefer, even—carrying out a rape fantasy, but you have rape fantasies of your own, and expect me to be okay with that?

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

Motherfucker, you have no fucking idea how much you disgust me.  I have no duty to you, no fucking obligations.  I'll do what I please, just as I expect you to do, and you will not tell me what to do.  The only duties I have are to be a good mother to my son, and to fuck with you and people like you as hard as I can until you cry like a little bitch because it hurts so bad, and I'll be damned by country, God, and Tucson if I let this obligation slide.  You gave up your right to be treated like a decent human being when you decided I have fewer rights than you do.  You relinquished peace of mind when you told me I'm a lesser being who has no right to say "No, I will not." 

Fuck you, and fuck everyone like you.  I loathe you and everything you stand for. 

UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ohhhh, motherfucker.  What's that you say?  I have a duty to shave my legs?  Am obligated to put out?  You expect me to participate in a threesome with you another girl, but you wouldn't do it with me and another guy?  You have the temerity to call yourself a nice guy, after not only telling me these things, and then admitting that you would take part in—prefer, even—carrying out a rape fantasy, but you have rape fantasies of your own, and expect me to be okay with that?

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

Motherfucker, you have no fucking idea how much you disgust me.  I have no duty to you, no fucking obligations.  I'll do what I please, just as I expect you to do, and you will not tell me what to do.  The only duties I have are to be a good mother to my son, and to fuck with you and people like you as hard as I can until you cry like a little bitch because it hurts so bad, and I'll be damned by country, God, and Tucson if I let this obligation slide.  You gave up your right to be treated like a decent human being when you decided I have fewer rights than you do.  You relinquished peace of mind when you told me I'm a lesser being who has no right to say "No, I will not." 

Fuck you, and fuck everyone like you.  I loathe you and everything you stand for. 

UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Fuckin A.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ohhhh, motherfucker.  What's that you say?  I have a duty to shave my legs?  Am obligated to put out?  You expect me to participate in a threesome with you another girl, but you wouldn't do it with me and another guy?  You have the temerity to call yourself a nice guy, after not only telling me these things, and then admitting that you would take part in—prefer, even—carrying out a rape fantasy, but you have rape fantasies of your own, and expect me to be okay with that?

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

Motherfucker, you have no fucking idea how much you disgust me.  I have no duty to you, no fucking obligations.  I'll do what I please, just as I expect you to do, and you will not tell me what to do.  The only duties I have are to be a good mother to my son, and to fuck with you and people like you as hard as I can until you cry like a little bitch because it hurts so bad, and I'll be damned by country, God, and Tucson if I let this obligation slide.  You gave up your right to be treated like a decent human being when you decided I have fewer rights than you do.  You relinquished peace of mind when you told me I'm a lesser being who has no right to say "No, I will not." 

Fuck you, and fuck everyone like you.  I loathe you and everything you stand for. 

UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

PREACH IT, SISTERMAN!

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Ohhhh, motherfucker.  What's that you say?  I have a duty to shave my legs?  Am obligated to put out?  You expect me to participate in a threesome with you another girl, but you wouldn't do it with me and another guy?  You have the temerity to call yourself a nice guy, after not only telling me these things, and then admitting that you would take part in—prefer, even—carrying out a rape fantasy, but you have rape fantasies of your own, and expect me to be okay with that?

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

Motherfucker, you have no fucking idea how much you disgust me.  I have no duty to you, no fucking obligations.  I'll do what I please, just as I expect you to do, and you will not tell me what to do.  The only duties I have are to be a good mother to my son, and to fuck with you and people like you as hard as I can until you cry like a little bitch because it hurts so bad, and I'll be damned by country, God, and Tucson if I let this obligation slide.  You gave up your right to be treated like a decent human being when you decided I have fewer rights than you do.  You relinquished peace of mind when you told me I'm a lesser being who has no right to say "No, I will not." 

Fuck you, and fuck everyone like you.  I loathe you and everything you stand for. 

UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

That was awesome.

[Freeky]

[navkat]

"HELP DESSSSSK! WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!

What's that? Yeah...yeah. Slid right down onto the floor, crawled behind the tower and just started yanking cables out of the back of the thing.

What's that? The what switch? Cat what? Is that some kind of YouTube thing? OH! Cat-5! You mean the phone-cord looking thingy but bigger?

You want me to plug it in WHERE? Her what? Yeah, I don't think I can do that, we have policies against that sort of thi...what? Why do you need MY employee number? I really don't see how that ma..."

*click*

*THUD*

[Freeky]

I can't stand people, who talk lyk dis, i kno wut i mean do u?? 

Jesus fuck, can't people be bothered to spell right anymore?  It pisses me off SO BADLY.  I love English, the language, so much.  How can people just butcher it like that?  Text shorthand is probably one of the big contributors to illiteracy.  Nobody cares anymore, as long as they can sound it out and it sounds right they don't care.  FUCK.  THAT.  SHIT.  If you can't be bothered to type out the full length of what you are trying to tell me, I can't be bothered trying to decipher it.  Fuck you, fuck your illiteracy, and fuck the horse you and 75% of the country rode in on, too. 

And what is up with that double question mark for casual questions?!  What the FUCK?!?  It's just so puzzling and it makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY.  It's like I drank a gallon of Brawndo and I don't have any ponies to ride.  IT'S AN ACTUAL SPORT IN LATIN AMERICA, SHUT UP.  In fact, all of you illiterate bastards just SHUT UP.  SHUT THE FUCK UP.  RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.  You have NO CLUE how much I hate your ass.  I bet most of you aren't even stupid, you're just LAZY.  You're fucking lazy.  That's what makes me so angry.  How hard is it to learn how to spell?  To know the difference between "you're" and "your?"  To identify the proper usage of "their," "they're," and "there?" Knowing which "to," "too," and "two" you're supposed to use?   HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT, PEOPLE?  IT ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.

Get the hell off my planet, you lazy, stupid, ignorant motherfuckers.  Just go away.  GO AWAY!

GOD DAMMIT.