Lancing the Gland; a far overdue series of rants (with preface)

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Amazingly, I don't want sex all the time.  I want to sleep in.  Go away and leave me alone.  I'm trying to read on the Kindle...oh, OK, that works, so long as I can rest it on your head.  Little too much bobbing, lets try something else.

You, sir, are a genuine and bonafide gentleman.

What's wrong with wanting sex all the time?

I was being facetious.

As was I. 

OH SHIT! It's like inception!

[Salty]

I don't consume enough calories to do my dishes everyday, let alone fuck. When it comes down to it, If someone held a gun to my head (or, like, a fish) I would choose sloth over lust every time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm really looking forward to a time when I get regular sex again.

Perhaps with the guy who works at the record store, now that I've sent him a love letter.

Actually I haven't sent it yet. But I WILL.

[Freeky]

I don't consume enough calories to do my dishes everyday, let alone fuck. When it comes down to it, If someone held a gun to my head (or, like, a fish) I would choose sloth over lust every time.

Lucky bastard.

[Cain]

Honestly, the only reason I even said anything is because it seems a vast majority of guys have to show they're up for sex all the time, else it's showing a certain lack of virility which is....suspect, and questions their manliness.  So of course I had to play to type and go entirely the opposite way.

Not that I expect it to happen here, but you never know when some wandering PUA might take offence and cause a lailstorm.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I feel you on this one, Freeky. At least in part. I like regular sex as well. And a good half of the shit my significant other said he was down with in the beginning - he is suddenly no longer interested in. One of those things is frequent fucking. It is putting a slight kink (haha) in the relationship. He thinks I'm over-reacting. I think he has vastly over-estimated his prowess and appetites and I should have taken him for a longer test drive before committing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In any relationship there is one person with a higher sex drive, even if it's only marginally higher... but things get really difficult when the mismatch is extreme. If one person prefers three times a week and the other prefers once a week, then a twice-a-week compromise is easy enough to reach. If one person prefers daily and the other person every other week, that relationship will probably not survive. So IMO it's important to accurately represent one's sex drive during the early stages of a relationship.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

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In any relationship there is one person with a higher sex drive, even if it's only marginally higher... but things get really difficult when the mismatch is extreme. If one person prefers three times a week and the other prefers once a week, then a twice-a-week compromise is easy enough to reach. If one person prefers daily and the other person every other week, that relationship will probably not survive. So IMO it's important to accurately represent one's sex drive during the early stages of a relationship.

Most definitely.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

I'm surprised I've never heard of this. Very interesting.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Freaky, this is a perfect distillation of so many complaints I've had over the years.

[Pope Lecherous]

Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.

Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.

[navkat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

Errybody need some strange.

[Freeky]

Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.

Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.

Again, NOT the point. 

[Pope Lecherous]

Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.

Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.

Again, NOT the point.

wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?