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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, April 07, 2012, 07:42:04 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Except for me.

This is an odd change of events, since I'm the cool rocker dood with a girlfriend in a house frequented by computer geeks.

Yes this is a facebookesque status update.


EXCEPT I CAN HEAR IT.

Go Mike (not Pickles who is getting action upstairs), I guess.


Twid,
NOT WATCHING PORN TONIGHT.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky


Nephew Twiddleton

This is karma for me getting some here while Pickles unfortunately fell asleep in the living room (which is next to my bed room).



They're slapping each other... On the couch.....



Twid,
Not sitting on the couch in the future.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Somebody please recommend some very loud music.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Please send death squads to Jamaica Plain. I accept my death. I cannot self-terminate. Eradicate the whole neighborhood. It's filled with hippies anyway. My remains are not under any circumstances to be given Catholic rites no matter what my family says. Give my bullet riddled corpse to the Unitarian Universalists or Gogira. Villager obviously calls the shots otherwise.

Twid,
Does not trust that perv LMNO with a corpse.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:42:04 AM
Except for me.

This is an odd change of events, since I'm the cool rocker dood with a girlfriend in a house frequented by computer geeks.

Yes this is a facebookesque status update.


EXCEPT I CAN HEAR IT.

Go Mike (not Pickles who is getting action upstairs), I guess.


Twid,
NOT WATCHING PORN TONIGHT.

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Freeky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Freeky


ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must.
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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Freeky


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must.
   \


What the fuck is this shit?

No seriously, I paused it and now have to listen to Mike's BJ sounds in order to tell you how much I hate this.

I owe you an anti-beer which means you owe me a beer.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS