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Started by East Coast Hustle, April 08, 2012, 04:51:20 AM

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East Coast Hustle

April 08, 2012, 04:51:20 AM
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

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April 08, 2012, 04:52:18 AM
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Murmur

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April 08, 2012, 05:11:51 AM
 :eek: :lulz: :lulz:
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 08, 2012, 05:20:28 AM
If they aren't one of us, they should be.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

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April 08, 2012, 05:24:05 AM
I'm tempted to not only answer, but play it straight in hopes that it's not a troll and I can advance things to the point where all 6'4" 260 scruffy, felonious-looking pounds of me shows up at someone's door half-drunk wearing cutoff jean shorts and a tank top and demanding to be given my pointy ears and green tights to try on.

It'll cost me a pair of jeans, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

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April 08, 2012, 05:31:43 AM
ECH, I hope for the sake of all of mankind this comes to pass.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 08, 2012, 05:37:46 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 08, 2012, 05:24:05 AM
I'm tempted to not only answer, but play it straight in hopes that it's not a troll and I can advance things to the point where all 6'4" 260 scruffy, felonious-looking pounds of me shows up at someone's door half-drunk wearing cutoff jean shorts and a tank top and demanding to be given my pointy ears and green tights to try on.

It'll cost me a pair of jeans, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make this happen!

And also, you KNOW those cutoffs will come in handy later this summer. Somehow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

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April 14, 2012, 04:41:28 AM
Shit, they already flagged it. From the sound of things, I may have had a potential roomie.
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