A Few Words on Butthurt

[AFK]

oh WOW!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

One for the history books. 

[LMNO]

Since she obviously doesn't make her own money, it seems perfectly legitimate to assume that the only reason a woman would date an older and less attractive man is for his income.

I know this became SRSBZNZ, but:

1) She comes from a well-off family
2) She sells a lot of albums
3) Her songs are pretty good
4) Her remixes are excellent
5) There must be a reason for her attraction to him, but I can't figure it out.

I'm pretty sure I'm not disagreeing with you, I just wanted to put that out there.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  I've run into that guy elsewhere on the web. He really does have a distinctive asshole.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Since she obviously doesn't make her own money, it seems perfectly legitimate to assume that the only reason a woman would date an older and less attractive man is for his income.

I know this became SRSBZNZ, but:

1) She comes from a well-off family
2) She sells a lot of albums
3) Her songs are pretty good
4) Her remixes are excellent
5) There must be a reason for her attraction to him, but I can't figure it out.

I'm pretty sure I'm not disagreeing with you, I just wanted to put that out there.

Yeah, I know... there's probably some reason a smoking hot rising star is dating a washed-up has-been, and it sure as shit isn't for money because she's pulling pretty damn well in her own right.

[Mangrove]

This is what happens when people pine for the Open Bar. He posts thoughtful articles about Goatse.

[LMNO]

@Nigel, this isn't really a diss about Lana, but given her previous tactics, there's a good chance that she's simply stirring the pot to get web clicks and digital ink spilled over her.  Most of what I've seen isn't "What's Axl up to now" it's "What's Lana doing?"  Which a cynic would say is that she's just grabbing headlines.  And frankly, I'd prefer that to the immediate alternatives that spring to mind.

[Doktor Howl]

Another possible answer is that she did it for the same reasons my sister married her first husband.

and and 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

@Nigel, this isn't really a diss about Lana, but given her previous tactics, there's a good chance that she's simply stirring the pot to get web clicks and digital ink spilled over her.  Most of what I've seen isn't "What's Axl up to now" it's "What's Lana doing?"  Which a cynic would say is that she's just grabbing headlines.  And frankly, I'd prefer that to the immediate alternatives that spring to mind.

I'm inclined to go with this theory, she's getting her name out there. Besides, Axl is bugfuck. Expect some Pam Anderson-Tommy Lee style tabloid covers in the future. Then even the WalMart dwellers will know who she is.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

@Nigel, this isn't really a diss about Lana, but given her previous tactics, there's a good chance that she's simply stirring the pot to get web clicks and digital ink spilled over her.  Most of what I've seen isn't "What's Axl up to now" it's "What's Lana doing?"  Which a cynic would say is that she's just grabbing headlines.  And frankly, I'd prefer that to the immediate alternatives that spring to mind.

I wouldn't doubt it. A savvy showbusinesswoman is going to exploit any available avenues to make sure people are talking about her, and the more novel/improbable, the better they stick in people's heads. Like the Lady Gaga tranny controversy.

[navkat]

I'm inclined to respect even a broke-ass woman dating a washed-up, has-been waaaay more than myself getting in fucked up relationships with broken men because I apparently still have some cycle-of-abuse shit going on in my head that daddy didn't quite beat out of me.

Or how bout this: mind your own fucking business because you don't really know.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

True.

It's possible there's nothing calculated about this. Maybe she idolized him when she was a kid, one of those Tanya Tucker-Glen Campbell things. Maybe she's not a shallow person and she truly doesn't care what other people look like.

Or maybe she thinks she can FIX him. 

In any case, it's her train to wreck.

[navkat]

In any case, it's her train to wreck.

GET THIS GIRL A COHIBA.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

In any case, it's her train to wreck.

GET THIS GIRL A COHIBA.

*Bonnie Parker pose*